Casting notice goes out for new 'up-and-coming' conservative news network

[brooklynite]

Source: Fox News

Donald Trump denies he is interested in launching a new conservative news venture, but somebody sure is.

What's being billed as an "up-and-coming conservative media network currently in development" is now scouring for hosts, reporters and right-leaning, well-spoken panelists, according to a brand new casting notice obtained Wednesday evening by Fox News.

The notice goes on to say the on-air talent the network wants "must be knowledgeable about conservative viewpoints, current events and the presidential election," adding applicants must also "look upscale and intelligent," and should be "outspoken and energetic."

Auditions are being held at an undisclosed New York City studio on Nov. 7, the eve of Election Day.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/11/03/casting-notice-goes-out-for-new-up-and-coming-conservative-news-network.html

[Fahrenthold451]

1. Trump has been in this race to make money past Nov 8. Were fine.

[SunSeeker]

2. "must also look upscale and intelligent"

[Loki]

3. Noticed that too.

Didn't say "needs" but only "looks" upscale and intelligent. LOL Will be happy to watch the toilet flush on this one.

[sarae]

26. lol!

this should be good...

[KittyWampus]

13. -or be willing to get plastic surgery-

[niyad]

18. from someone other than conway's plastic surgeon!!

[Native]

21. When they go low, we go high?

[Grins]

28. What about the cleavage?????

They left that out!!! How can you have a Reich-wing propaganda factory drawing in the Cheetos-eating reliably angry, paranoid, racists chumps without that?

Because with great cleavage comes great responsibility. Or so I have been told. (Or is it great responsibility comes with great cleavage? So confusing...)

[SunSeeker]

31. Well, natural breasts are tragically inedequate, judging by the Trump women.

Their chests all look look like the front end of a '57 Buick.

[bucolic_frolic]

4. MSM is so saturated with their vitriol and toxicity

that the only way they can hope to sell it is to rebrand it as "New!"

Once the political middle holds, this new bs is going to look like cold
scrambled eggs in dishwater

Given opportunity, freedom, and a path forward, Americans will put
these angry nutjobs behind them no matter how good they look

And intelligent they aren't. That will take a while to sink in though.

[Sunlei]

5. fox back$ and expands the kkk TV studio so they can get rid of their swamp people republicans

hey fox it's going to have to be free TV, the your deplorables never pay for anything.

[Initech]

6. Ugh, last thing we need is another conservative news network.

[TonyPDX]

22. Given the damage Prima Donald has done to their party, the conservatives want him to go away.

I seriously doubt many will be happy about his channel.

[Initech]

25. Eh, this will fail about as much as his other ventures.

It will have about as much impact as Sarah Palin's 24/7 TV network did. And I look forward to the train wreck!

[Botany]

7. And how long before this Trump venture goes bankrupt/belly up?

My advice for Melania is to get out on 11/9/16 when you still get some money.

[wordpix]

12. it won't last long - will go the way of Taj Mahal and the rest

Trump is a horrible businessman so I'm not worried. Now if he gets Koch or Adelson backing, a different story. Let him wildly spend their money, and Trump TV might last a little longer

[Botany]

16. Trump will be hemorrhaging money very soon after the Trump U fraud trial starts.

And I don't see how Trump TV is gonna make money too.

http://www.newsweek.com/2016/08/12/donald-trumps-business-failures-election-2016-486091.html

And you are right Trump is a awful business person.

[rurallib]

8. They should add that pay is flexible

as in you may not get actual money or anything else for doing this job.

[MindPilot]

32. But you will have "I worked for Trump" on your resume.

And then your career will take off SOOOO fast....!

or so I've been told.

[dalton99]

9. Trump making money off his followers after the election

[Buckeye_Democrat]

10. Trump TV? There should be an "amenable to groping" clause for the ladies.

If Trump TV ever happens, and I think it's likely, there's little doubt it my mind that the women will be sexualized... even more than FOX.

[msanthrope]

14. He's drinking Fox's milkshake. nt

[GusBob]

15. Grope TV. Lord help any woman who works there eom

[TonyPDX]

20. Grope TV, excellent. When they say "just a handful," they mean it literally.

[MADem]

17. LOL--figures they are "casting" because this is a reality show (and as we all know, they're

about as "real" as me telling you I am fair and fit and forty!). These asswipes are going to "play" at being newspeople.

I hope the pushback is vicious and the enterprise falls flat on its ass.

Of course, it appeals to Trump's constituency--they all look like couch potatoes who stretch out on the cushions with their guns at their sides.

[TonyPDX]

19. You have to use the best words. Only the best words. The best. Believe me.

[niyad]

23. according to KO's latest piece, this is actually not a joke, but a truly terrifying prospect:

KO: Trump’s Post-Election Media Empire? Worse Than You Thought Maybe there's more to these "Trump TV
this is truly terrifying in ways we had not thought of--trump's STATE tv--his own propaganda arm as president.

http://video.gq.com/watch/the-closer-with-keith-olbermann-trump-s-post-election-media-empire-worse-than-you-thought?c=series

[sofa king]

24. "Must be prepared to be sexually assaulted, and not paid."

[BumRushDaShow]

30. Many of us have been saying this was coming

and it doesn't have to just be news. He has connections with the sports (wrestling like Hulk Hogan & boxing with Don King & Mike Tyson) and entertainment worlds. It could be something to compete with Fox News but with a broader suite of programming (although Fox has other channels including business and their "FX" channel).

Doesn't mean it will succeed but he'll have an early built-in audience until he works on his next venture (this kind of idiot is a rolling stone that goes from venture to venture to venture to escape the tax man, so when they come knocking and he's bored, he'll move on).

[MindPilot]

33. Can't wait for the porn parody

Up and Cumming Media

[not fooled]

34. Additional requirements

Must not be allergic to Cheetos dust. Or lying.

Check your ethics and morals at the door.

[lanlady]

35. And who will their advertisers be??

Not Tic Tac, that's for sure

[jmowreader]

36. Qualifications for Trump News anchor

1. D cup or larger.

2. Must pass audition: a person playing A Liberal will recite the phrase, "Donald Trump is a tax-evading fascist who belongs in federal prison." The candidate must be able to scream "cut his mike!" at least three times before the "liberal" finishes speaking the word "prison." Extra credit if you get it out at least five times.

3. Must look good in smokey eyes and red lips.

4. Political position to the right of Attila the Hun is required.

5. Must stand outside the door of Trump TV Studio for three days without food or shelter, and will not be admitted to the audition unless she is carrying two black shirts, two pairs of black pants, one pair of combat boots, two pairs of black socks, a black jacket and $300 personal burial money.