Trump Goes on Nonsensical Rant About Elton John, Organs and 'the Brain'

[highplainsdem]

Source: Mediaite

President Donald Trump held a rally in Montana on Thursday night and rambled for more than an hour about everything from ICE to tax reform to… Sir Elton John

At one point Trump went on one of his trusted riffs: complaining about no one congratulating him for how big the crowds at his rallies are.

“They never say I’m a great speaker,” Trump bellowed, pointing at the media attending the rally. “Why the hell do so many people come? It’s got to be something. I guess they like my policy?”

-snip-

“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

-snip-

Read more: https://www.mediaite.com/tv/trump-goes-on-nonsensical-rant-about-elton-john-organs-and-the-brain/

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Video of the lunatic's rant at the link.

[hlthe2b]

1. good gawd...

Cue the butterfly nets

[exboyfil]

2. Maybe we can get a humorous Tweet from Elton John

[MustLoveBeagles]

33. I sure hope so

[Haggis for Breakfast]

44. Actually, we sort of did, but it was November 1971

It was titled "Madman Across the Water." And it referred to Nixon, but hey, trump is madder than Nixon ever considered being.

[forgotmylogin]

71. Trump has no organ.

He said it himself. Elton John has an organ.

[olddad56]

99. he has one, a tiny little one, he has no brain though.

[GoneOffShore]

108. A tiny organ that he plays with his tiny hands.

[muriel_volestrangler]

106. "Tiny Hands, yeah"? (nt)

[sheshe2]

3. Wait. What?

I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ.

Nope, no... not touching that one no fugging way no organ? no wonder he is so angry all the time

[jayschool2013]

12. The brain is also an organ

But I, too, first thought of Dotard's missing genitals.

[keithbvadu2]

16. Check with subject matter expert Little Marco.

[sheshe2]

18. I always knew he never had a brain.

Yet he practically pulled his pants down on stage to prove he was huuuuge. Then admits to not having an organ.

[SunSeeker]

17. It has been confirmed. He has no organ.

[sheshe2]

23. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should have warned me!!!! Eye bleach!

Houston, we have a problem here the dick has no prick.

[3catwoman3]

68. And yet, the dick...

...IS a prick!

[Grassy Knoll]

24. Look At Lil Trumpy Butt Plug At His Feet...

[SunSeeker]

28. LOL I never noticed that!

[kimbutgar]

41. I saw that on Castro street.

I wonder which rich person in SF has it in their home?

They really need to remold this and distribute thought the US. Even in red areas and film the reactions. I bet some magas want to kiss that tiny penis.

[lastlib]

73. "Yes--it's true: this man has no d&ick."

[SunSeeker]

93. LOL A classic. nt

[trusty elf]

109. ......

[lastlib]

112. Fantastic!

The BoneSpurs earrings are a great touch!

--

[Ilsa]

130. He has a coat button. nt

[rurallib]

30. confirms Stormy Daniels' story .......................

[sheshe2]

37. It sure does!

[mwooldri]

88. Why would Mr. Dennison need an organ?

His hands are too small to play an organ. Unless he's playing chopsticks...

[sheshe2]

91. I guess he could do it with his feet, however...

his fat ass would get in the way.

Chopsticks!

[murielm99]

97. That is one of my all time favorite

movie scenes.

[sheshe2]

98. Yup.

Mine too. Just watched it 5 times.

[elfin]

4. Reads like he is fracturing

Many times nonsensical -- this is qualitatively different.

And he is going to meet with Putin one on one with no one else there?

Better believe the Russkis are salivating listening and reading these ravings.

[lagomorph777]

121. Putin is laughing, and laughing, and laughing...

"Look what I put in power over those gullible Americans! They are so screwed!"

[SummerSnow]

5. WHAT KIND OF #@$!&*$ RANT IS THIS???!!!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

6. He's insecure about his speech-making abilities. Drive wedges into that crack. . . . nt

[KatyaR]

47. He's not insecure about one damn thing,

that's the problem. He thinks everything he says and does is totally right and the best damm thing in the history of everything, and why wouldn't everything love him? He's the smartest man in the world!!!!

I hope someone tests his brain once he's passed, I want to know if there something physically wrong or if he's just batshit stupid crazy.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

49. He is, but he's projecting a front. Just like bullies crumble under attack, his esteem fragile

Talk about his inauguration crowd size and he goes nuts and obsesses.

He thinks he is right, sure, but as it relates to him personally he is constantly checking his ratings and polls and other measures.

Wrong with him? He's getting old and fat and a little demented but he's always suffered from malignant narcissistic sociopathology.

[SammyWinstonJack]

78. He oozes fragile esteem..He's also thinned skinned. He's aware

of just how stupid and what a lousy deal maker he is and he can't stand that, he needs these rallies so he can brag about himself to his willfully ignorant base. This whole mess is sad.

[Roy Rolling]

7. Wow

He's one cheeseburger away from opening the White House windows and yelling "I'm mad as Hell and I'm not gonna take this anymore!"

In a Russian accent.

[Docreed2003]

8. This is not the rant of a sane man...but we knew that

[Bernardo de La Paz]

9. That Elton John ramble is full of senile cognitive decline & insecurities. Apply the 25th Amendment!

Republicons are complicit in propping him up.

Weld the Republican-Trump-GOP brand together and keep it welded.

Republicons are complicit in the Child Abductions too. That's emotional which gets the wobbly middle.

[dewsgirl]

10. What the actual fuck?

[flibbitygiblets]

59. My words exactly

[C_U_L8R]

11. Nuts.

Absolutely bonkers.

[Mc Mike]

13. "... the brain...The brain ... the brain. The brain..." nt

[7962]

14. Oh good lord. And I though W was a bad speaker. Now he looks like a damn poet. nt

[RobinA]

122. Let's Not Get Crazy

They're both horrendous in different ways. With Poppy Bush not far behind. When Clinton was elected I remember thinking, Thank god we finally have a President who can not only speak English, but does it well. Little did I know what was just over the horizon...

[rickford66]

15. He handed a lot of sound bites to audio specialists.

My God. He's got to be on some kind of drug or maybe he has a brain tumor.

[SergeStorms]

43. My guess is coke, or speed....

he just keeps rambling on, no coherent subject, just yammering aimlessly like it's improv night at the redneck saloon.

Now, I wouldn't know for sure that's one of the wonderful side-effects of cocaine usage, mind you, but I've heard stories, you know?

[ginnyinWI]

56. When you are mentally ill, you don't need drugs to sound like that.

My brother is bi-polar and that's what he's like when off his meds.

The Orange Stain is just high on his own addled brain, IMO. This is what he's really like, unfiltered by any Sarah Sanders or other spokespeople. Unfiltered by people who hold him back at the White House. This is his "Me Time" and they just let him go to it. There will be no accountability for anything said at a rally.

[lunasun]

63. Dr Freaky was giving him tenuate in the past. He could be popping heavier speed by now

Helps his golf too . Bloated KFC eatin and drugged up trump USA!

[keithbvadu2]

19. Some have noted it as sundowning.

[yuiyoshida]

77. Thanks for exposing me to a new term...

"Sundowning is a symptom of Alzheimer's disease and other forms of dementia. It's also known as “late-day confusion.” If someone you care for has dementia, their confusion and agitation may get worse in the late afternoon and evening. In comparison, their symptoms may be less pronounced earlier in the day."

[keithbvadu2]

81. I learned that term the same way. I had to look it up when someone used it.

I learned that term the same way. I had to look it up when someone used it.
Other terms as well.

Always good to learn new stuff.

[yuiyoshida]

85. Yes it is....

Which is why I love learning Japanese. 愛学習日本語!

[healthnut7]

20. Rallies

I'm pretty sure the people he has behind him are paid actors at all his rallies. So they will act over the top for him, wear the stuff they give them to wear. The man is all about visual so I can't see him trusting regular people to give all the rah, rahs that he wants seen.

[SergeStorms]

38. People are bused in from the surrounding area....

free of charge (and are probably given other perks as well) to see the "great man". The orange idiot always has to brag about himself, even if there's nothing real to brag about. What a sorry sack of shit he is.

[Grassy Knoll]

21. Syphilis

[hatrack]

22. He's sundowning . . .

. . . . hard.

[Zoonart]

40. This!

[icymist]

25. I guess we can call this speech 'Little Dickie and the Brain' n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

26. His mouth and brain sound like they're attached to a bottle of cheap booze.

[FakeNoose]

82. Yes except that he doesn't drink

Cheeto may abuse drugs (who knows) but alcohol isn't one of them. His older brother Fred was an alcoholic and Cheeto has never touched the stuff, at least not since his brother died many years ago.

He's certainly acting and sounding deranged, with or without the help of pharmaceuticals.

[hatrack]

27. "I have broken more Elton John records . . . "

Because he claimed he was bigger than Jesus?

[RobinA]

123. When I Read This

I kept wondering why in the world he would be breaking Elton John records. I broke an Eddie Money record once in college. Dropped it right out of my hands and the edge of the record hit the edge of a table. Looked like someone took a bite out of it. No more Two Tickets to Paradise. I had a picture of Donnie flinging copies of Honky Chateau around the room. Why? Then I realized he meant concert attendance. What on Earth made him pick Elton John out of the crowd? It appears Rod Stewart has the all-time attendance record.

[maddiemom]

136. My first thought, as well.

Why Elton John? And I'll bet it isn't even true, at least in an indoor venue. I might concede the inauguration attendance to Trump. After all, if Trump can't outdraw former president, Obama, Sir Elton is probably the next best....

[Freethinker65]

29. Please tell me this is satire and not the man who will meet one on one with Putin

[MustLoveBeagles]

31. Wow

Very incoherent even by his standards.

[dalton99a]

34. Ok, I just listened to The Brain - it's full of shit

Demented sick fuck

[LuckyLib]

35. Good grief, he is friggin nuts. Absolutely bat-shit crazy.

25th amendment, PLEASE!

[RandomAccess]

36. Speaking faster than normal

[kimbutgar]

39. I read this to my husband and he did not believe me until he saw the video

This guy is so insane.

[Control-Z]

65. Is the video posted here? eom

[yuiyoshida]

79. I tried to post it.. maybe its on Youtube...

Here is the whole thing if you can stomach it...

[Control-Z]

86. Thanks for trying! And for posting the one you did.

There's no chance I could get through the entire video, I'm afraid. I just tried and lasted maybe 30 seconds before I had to stop. I'll keep looking for the clip. Again, thank you for trying.

[yuiyoshida]

89. I tried to watch the entire thing...his arrogance

just makes me cringe. Goman na hito ga kirada... I hate arrogance.

[Snellius]

113. Clip version:

https://caching1.grabien.com/a/streams/0417/3R1-CFnx-ApYU1e_N2QZDQ/1530923215/417142.mp4?key=3R1-CFnx-ApYU1e_N2QZDQ

[yuiyoshida]

117. I love how he says, "and by the way, I call it the DEMOCRAT PARTY"...

IF i EVER saw him, I would probably be like this woman

[Snellius]

119. Repubs have been using "Democrat" Party for 20 years. Like he just invented it.

[yuiyoshida]

120. They are so ignorant ,

Democratic Party is correct, but they intentionally say it knowing it will piss off Democrats, because they think that being stupid is a virtue.

[maddiemom]

137. So now he's claiming that he came up with using the noun, Democrat,...as an adjective,

rather than the proper modifier Democratic because it sounds a little sleazy and ends with "rat." Are the Repubs still, at least, capitalizing it? They've (Repubs) been doing this for some years now, years before Trump entered politics. I guess he just recently "got it," and decided to steal it as his own: one more brilliant idea from his nimble brain!

[IthinkThereforeIAM]

42. I watched the first few minutes of it and got sick...

... the guy he is campaigning for got up on stage with Der Dingleberry® and was just as bad. Total self absorption and adulation. Wolf whistles, dog whistles and gas lighting.

[peekaloo]

45. Goodbye Yellow Haired Toad

Hair Furor has spoken!

[RobinA]

124. OMG!

Good one!!!

[maddiemom]

138. HA!

[onecaliberal]

46. Maggots are eating his brain.

[kairos12]

48. Putin didn't send s script.

[colsohlibgal]

50. Crazier Each Day

What a mish mash of nothing, just nonsense. He is getting creepier seemingly daily. And yet 40 or so percent still support this mentally ill man.....who is sucking up to dictators and dissing our long time allies. Hence the signs in Britain that the love America but have no use for Drumpf.

[ginnyinWI]

62. They love him because he's just like them.

Crude, vulgar, deplorable. He's their mascot, their guy. Doing what they wish they could do. Stick it to the world!!!

[Doitnow]

96. I keep wondering ----40% of HOW MANY? Makes a difference.

[JDC]

51. I watched the video. The crowd cheers bravado, silent re: policy

Those folks are empty headed groupies, nothing more. That sort of fanfare is gonna run dry soon enough. Reality TV shows have a shelf life. This one is headed towards expiration.

[arithia]

52. it seriously reminds me of recordings of l ron hubbard

his stream of consciousness drug addled rants that became scripture. He's just letting his brain play and saying w/e the frak he wants because he knows the audience has already bought whatever it is he's going to sell.

[Efilroft Sul]

53. I can only respond in a way they did on the late, great Fucked Company:

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

[LudwigPastorius]

54. What the Christ?

Babbling and looking extra bloated...

Conley must have him on all kinds of weird shit. I wonder if he's wandering the White House halls at night talking to portraits like Nixon.

[meadowlark5]

55. I wonder how many are repeat rally goers

Like if he comes back around to a state/city where he's been before, how many of those that went to one of those looney toon shows goes back to stand there and listen to some demented narcissist rant and blather on? I'm sure there are some die hard groupies that will go every chance they get. But I bet a lot of them, even though they probably love him, won't spen 2hrs listening to such bloviating bullshit.

[G_j]

57. With the thoughts I'd be thinkin' I could be another Lincoln,

If I only had a brain.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

58. And we pay out good tax dollars for these therapy sessions.

And why mostly out West??...... ........ ........

[lunasun]

60. "They never say I'm a great speaker,"

omg did he say that?
I crying because 47%
If this is thier idea of appointment by divine providence it is lame and total nonsense
L

[flibbitygiblets]

61. Insane in the membrane...

Insane in the brain!

[Dave Starsky]

64. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your President. n/t

[no_hypocrisy]

66. The Back Story: Elton John refused to perform at Trump's Inauguration after Trump said he would.

https://www.cnn.com/2016/11/23/politics/donald-trump-elton-john-inauguration/index.html

Trump has a habit of holding a grudge. (Another example: the reason why Trump has "You Can't Always Get What You Want" at his rallies is that 1) It's his way of getting back at the band, esp. Keith Richards https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/keith-richards-donald-trump-promoter-rolling-stones-steel-wheels-tour-a8352191.html and 2) he won't pay royalties for using that song.)

[keithbvadu2]

83. "won't pay royalties"

"won't pay royalties"

When someone uses your intellectual property without payment or authorization, it should be automatically reciprocal that you can use their image/intellectual property for your own purposes.

[John Fante]

92. What records is Gump talking about though?

Is he still claiming to hold the attendance record for an inauguration? Holy shit, is he demented.

[yuiyoshida]

67. I am waiting for the day DONALD comes out on the podium and rips his clothes off.....

" Look AT THIS FANTASTIC BODY, NO ONE HAS A BODY LIKE MINE, NO ONE.. Arnold Wishes he had a body like this... Yes its the best and the Richest Body in the world, and ..oh My... Stormy Daniels just drooled over my body... she says I was the BEST LAY anyone ever had... (and then he shows it..) SEE THIS? THIS IS A STUDD'S TOOL... I Could father more babies than any man, because I am a STUD.... "


I wonder how his base would react to that....

[LanternWaste]

128. You just ruined my weekend with that Alex Jones-type imagery.

Not really. Outside of the bleach-job I'll have to give my brain, my copy of Justice League finally arrived, and you'll have to do MUCH better than that to ruin it for me!

[yuiyoshida]

129. how about...this!

[Honeycombe8]

69. WTH? What brought that on? What happened that made him regret not knowing how to play

an instrument or sport? Because Clinton could play the sax? Because Obama could play basketball and sing? There's something wrong with him.

[barbtries]

70. i can't watch him anymore

but reading that he sounds like a high school teacher i had once who was shortly removed from the classroom, because she had a nervous breakdown.

[world wide wally]

72. More cowbell, man

[Blue Owl]

74. Dumber than a sack of piano hammers

n/t

[mokawanis]

75. The brain...attached to the mouth

I can't decide who's dumber....the idiot making those comments or the people applauding.

[SammyWinstonJack]

76. Holy shit! WTF.

[Az_lefty]

80. OMG he broke Elton John's records?

How heartless

[Afromania]

105. Welp, he already paid for them and Elton's music is too good for his evil old ass anyway.

[tonekat]

84. I don't know what drugs he's on...

...but they must be pretty low rent.

[Snarkoleptic]

87. OMFG Trump has

#DonkeyBrains

[Totally Tunsie]

90. All those chemicals in his hair coloring and his spray tanning are disintegrating

his brain stems...in other words, he's f*n NUTZ.

I'm really hoping Trump Baby pushes him over the edge, and they carry him away in a fancy white coat.

[Napolion]

94. It's the Alzheimer

He's old as fuck.

[wasupaloopa]

95. I am glad I could finally read some of it

I cannot stand to listen to him at all

[moondust]

100. 25th Amendment?

Are we there yet?

Do his crowds even care what he says and does? Or is he just a prominent symbol of their white supremacist tribe that can say and do absolutely anything he wants including shooting somebody on 5th Avenue? Is it all about the symbol regardless of the content?

[DoctorJoJo]

101. He Is a Couple More Coke Snorts From a Straight Jacket!

[Snellius]

133. Haven't witnessed this extreme of crack-up-headedness since the debates

This Montana rally speech was really over the top. Even for him. Complete psycho-babble. Waiting for his Jimmy-Swaggart-falling-on-his-knees-weeping moment soon.

[YOHABLO]

102. Did it ever occur to him that people come .. because it's a damn freak show?

[Afromania]

103. This man needs the butterfly net crew to come get him. This is insane.

[John Fante]

104. Makes Captain Queeg look like a pillar of mental stability.

Can we give him the crown of worst orater in the history of politics?

[area51]

107. More evidence that he's suffering from dementia,

imo.

[Canoe52]

110. nt just

[Cha]

111. Stupid trump Doesn't Know that Elton John supports Hillary!

Elton John and Katy Perry Sing Hillary Clinton’s Praises, Unconditionally

https://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/03/03/elton-john-and-katy-perry-sing-hillary-clintons-praises-unconditionally/

[Snellius]

114. "Elton...has an organ" "No organ" "This is the only instrument: the mouth"

Get this man in psychoanalysis.

[malthaussen]

115. Queue Ray Bolger:

-- Mal

[CrispyQ]

116. Sarah Palin understands him, at least. -nt

[Sentath]

118. my feeling on the interpretation

“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records.

Talking attendance records, but also targeting an LGBT artist.

"And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping."

Claiming he is doing this both the hard way and solo

"No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record."

Reiterating the superiority of his in-group

"Because you know, look I only need this space."

The space behind the podium

"They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records."

We own all the sports attendance records too, since those crowds had MAGA's in them

"Really we do it without like, the musical instruments."

Bragging on doing it the hard way again

"This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth."

My way is superior

"Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

The leader is more important than the followers

[aka-chmeee]

125. Breaking records with his mouth

I can believe it, although I haven't been able to find an estimate for total number of lies told by the previous 44 presidents, I cannot think that he is not nearing that number. Sometimes the odd superlative is actually appropriate.

[C_U_L8R]

126. Crazy insane, got no brain

Insane in the membrane

[smirkymonkey]

127. He's barking mad. When the hell is somebody going to haul him off in a

straight-jacket and throw him into a cell. It's not funny anymore. It has long ceased being amusing. It's horrifying and dangerous. Get him out!

[Lifelong Protester]

131. word salad

and a bad word salad. And this guy has the nuclear codes??

[Ilsa]

132. I am frequently amazed that anyone wants to listen to his shit.

I bet when he's out of office, they will pay money to attend his ramblings.

[amb123]

134. The only thing missing is the Napoleon Hat

and the crossed eyes.

[warmfeet]

135. He is a lunatic, without a doubt.

We should not dismiss this phenomenon, however. It will be to our peril if we do. Give no quarter to this lunatic or to his followers. Get out the vote like never before for this upcoming November. Even winning one house, or both houses, of congress only buys us some time to regroup. There is no short fix, no easy long term solution. This is another big test for humanity. This could be a very long slog.