Trump Insists He Would Get a Nobel Prize, If 'They Gave It Out Fairly'

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Source: Time Magazine

On Monday, President Trump said that Nobel Prizes aren’t handed out “fairly.” And if they were, he believes he would receive one for “a lot of things.”

While speaking to the Pakistani Press before a meeting with Pakistan Prime Minister Imran Khan, President Trump was asked by a reporter if he deserved a Nobel Prize. Trump was in New York, taking part in the United Nations General Assembly with world leaders from around the globe. He met with several leaders on Monday and took questions from press during the meetings.

“I think I’ll get a Nobel prize for a lot of things if they gave it out fairly, which they don’t,” Trump told reporters while he was with Prime Minister Khan.

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During his answer, the President also criticized President Barack Obama receiving a Nobel Peace Prize “immediately” after Obama was elected President.



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Oh FFS

[CatMor]

1. He doesnt realise there is no liar category.

[Cartaphelius]

26. Oh he has already won

unanimously won that one, hands down. Such a good Christian ventriloquist's dummy.

[TreasonousBastard]

2. Hulk down there on the bottom has the right idea...

If only...

If only...

[Quackers]

3. How someone can be so delusional and cutoff from reality is beyond me.

How has he not been deemed mentally incompetent?

[bucolic_frolic]

11. Several reasons

He has money. People always worshipped it. He manipulates, and deflects criticism well. He's narcissistic, arrogant, self-absorbed. Anti-social personality disorder. I'd guess attention deficit disorder. And he has practiced these methods for all of his decades. Delusional defense mechanisms, no matter what happens instinct is to reassert self-brilliance, perfection, beauty. Everything else is deflected.

[SergeStorms]

18. But he inherited the money.

And anyone who files bankruptcy 5 times would be disqualified anyway. When you screw over as many people as Trump has any award given to you should be immediately rescinded.

[mopinko]

14. i want them to subpoena dr ronnie feelgood.

that there was a crime.

[kwolf68]

4. Satirical Government

This is no longer an exercise in anything remotely rational or sane. My biggest wish is to see this petulant, narcissistic piece of trash in an orange jumpsuit.

[MBS]

5. He is a sick puppy. n/t

[mwooldri]

6. Only prize I would give him would be the No Bell Peas Prize.

Trying to think through a funny joke, failed...

[rpannier]

7. Must Have Been Watching Time Squad

The episode where Alfred Nobel was giving out the Nobel Evil Prize

[FakeNoose]

8. He might win that prize for Best Actor on a Reality TV Show

... oh wait, that's an Emmy.

[world wide wally]

9. Do they give out a Nobel prize for locking kids in cages now?

If not, you're SOL, buddy.

[Firestorm49]

10. Egotistical prick

[BlueIdaho]

12. Fucking Idiot

He talks like a third grader.

[area51]

13. Uh-oh, someone better call the

[question everything]

15. OK. give him the Nobel. Give him the Oscar, give him the Emmy - just go!

[Stuart G]

16. He's nuts...Give him some peanuts...

[SergeStorms]

17. The Nobel Prize for giving wealthy people tax cuts goes to....

an orange piece of shit who stole an election with Russia's help.

What an asshole. I wonder how many times I've written those three words in the past 3+ years.

[orangecrush]

19. Oh, he's going to get a prize, alright

[BHDem53]

20. Why was he

at a meeting of world leaders?

[nwduke]

21. He was confused

It was the no balls award!

[NotHardly]

22. POLOSI quietly pursuing thinking... how afraid are you all of angry Americans that

you block divergent opinion? Asking for a friend who was blocked... do we all have to knell at your alter?

[Lady_Chat]

23. For what would Trump win a Nobel Prize?

Love letters to Kim, who hasn't denuclearized anything? For the Crown Prince of Saudi , butchering Jamal Khashoggi while he was still alive and now, for sending American soldiers to fight the Saudis war for them? For making an ass of himself on the world stage by bowing before Putin and allowing him to continue interfering in our Democratic elections? Trump deserves what he got...nothing.

[jmowreader]

24. Trump has two problems

The first is there’s no Nobel for “most corrupt national leader.”

The other is, if there was an award like that he still wouldn’t get one because all his friends are even crookeder than he is.

[milestogo]

25. When they start giving out the Nobel Prize for being a lying asshole, you'll win.

[Gothmog]

27. I would love to see trump's face when Greta wins

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[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

37. Trump probably had to change his Depends after hearing that.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

28. Trump MIGHT get a Nobel Prize, if only ...

... if only the Nobel Committee had a Participation Trophy.

But even then ...

Nope. Gotta participate to get that one.

[Keg Stand]

29. He's jealous that Obama won one and he never will.n/t

[treestar]

32. Nailed it.

[Blue_Tires]

39. +1

[3catwoman3]

30. Unless it has just been added, there is no catagory for...

...Mendacity, Ignorance, Arrogance, Cruelty and Incompetence.

Maybe we can make up the MIACA Award, and tell him it was created especially for him. Maybe it would shut him up for 30 seconds.

[CRK7376]

31. first you have to do something.....

Noble, or at least humane.....

[tblue37]

33. He's gonna flip when they give it to Greta Thunberg. nt

[Marcuse]

34. This 2009 attack cartoon was actually quite prescient.

[BlueIdaho]

35. For acting like a twelve year old?

Sorry pal, maybe you should just make a fake Time magazine cover and call it good.

[DVDGuy]

36. If things were truly fair Mr. President, you would be in prison! n/t

[EarthFirst]

38. He might have a shot in the competitive eating circuit...

...however they don’t hand out Nobel’s in this circle.

Maybe a free meal & a t-shirt; however...

[ck4829]

40. Sure, Donny, sure