Trump 'spiritual adviser' tells followers to skip paying electric bills so they can send her church

[riversedge]

Source: raw story




Trump ‘spiritual adviser’ tells followers to skip paying electric bills so they can send her church more cash


Published 9 hours ago on February 17, 2020


Paula White, a prosperity gospel minister who serves as President Donald Trump’s “spiritual adviser,” apparently believes her followers should live in the dark to help keep the lights on at her church.

A lengthy report on White by Mother Jones reveals that the Trump-loving preacher recently told followers at her Supernatural Ministry School in Miami that they could secure God’s favor by sending her church as much money as possible — even if that meant skipping their monthly electric bills.


In particular, White said that followers who send their money to Florida Power and Light (FPL) every month instead of giving it to her church are treating the electric company better than they treat God.
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“Instead of writing [that check] to the house of God as I’m instructed to, then what I’m saying spiritually is, ‘FPL, I have now established a spiritual law that put you first,'” White explained to her flock. “So, FPL, save my family, FPL, deliver my drug addicted son. FPL, kill this cancer that doctors say is in my body.”

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I say that any fool that does this deserves to live with electricity.

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[apcalc]

1. And for $1144 she'll sell you resurrection seed .

Based on John 11:44

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.christianpost.com/amp/televangelist-paula-white-hawks-resurrection-life-1144-dollar-seed.html

[riversedge]

3. a seed. a tiny seed or seeds. wonder what it grows up to be?

[apcalc]

7. Dunno, trying to find it on the net.

[riversedge]

22. I tried also but nothing came up. (pun not intended but I chuckle)

[Hestia]

26. I guess y'all have found the answer as to the plant? Rose of Jericho is common name

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resurrection_plant

[jmowreader]

21. It grows up to be a coca plant

A person would have to be on crack to send Paula White $1144.

However, if you send Paula White $1144 you won’t be able to afford any crack.

Therefore, she sends you a coca seed so you can make your own crack.

[riversedge]

23. good one.

[LudwigPastorius]

28. They don't get a seed in return.

The “seed” they sow is the money they send her.

The article says they get a “prayer cloth” for their donation.

[Girard442]

2. The amazing thing isn't that a few idiots will do it.

The amazing thing is that she isn't driven out of town by a rampaging mob pelting her with rotten tomatoes. How did our public discourse degenerate to this?

[Nasruddin]

6. Matthew 26:11

For ye have the poor grifters always with you ...

[Ferretherder]

29. You might need to sit down before I tell you this...

...there, uh,...there is no easy way to say this......

...roughly HALF the people on the face of this earth are 'lightly breaded , pan-fried dog turds with a cat urine reduction sauce' CRAZY!...and the ones we have here in the former democratic republic known as the United States have added 'willful ignorance' to that mix, culminating in that most disgusting and dangerous of creatures - the trump supporter.

...I'm sorry I had to spring that on you, but,....you were bound to find out someday!

...oh, and they tend to have more kids than the rest of us....

...have a great day!

[bucolic_frolic]

4. You .... light up my life

Vibes for the Rev, don't get too kinky

[TxVietVet]

8. Another conservanazi pulpit pimp.

Goofier than most of the others.

[Beartracks]

5. Fix your comment: "deserves to live withOUT electricity." :)

[MarcA]

9. Sounds like cons on steroids. n/t

[Warpy]

10. Stunts like this one should make her less effective as his religious beard

I think she doesn't realize that the teevees and phone chargers won't work when the electricity gets shut off.

The reconnection charge is going to make a hell of a lot of people think about denying Caesar that which is Caesar's in order to make a bottle blonde fake preacher richer.

[keithbvadu2]

11. The preachers/cashiers of Prosperity Gospel seem to benefit far more than the donors.

[NotHardly]

12. Seriously... sweet jeebus... litterly everyone in his camp is a grifter

[Evolve Dammit]

13. "Now isn't that special?" Where is "church lady?" Dana Carvey we neeed you!

[Mendocino]

14. John Oliver

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[Marie Marie]

15. They look just a little too "cozy" in that pic.

Just sayin'....

[WiseElder]

16. Dumb enough to vote for Trump, why not.

What better suckers.

[Aussie105]

17. Well, Trump did promise long ago to make Paula and a lot of other Trump True Believers, very rich!

And Paula has found the perfect channel!

Just send Paula your electricity money!

(The Nigerian Scam Artist tricks, coming to your very own part of the Good ol' US of A!)

But Paula has forgotten a few details . . . so, questions!

1. Does this payment guarantee me a free pass into Heaven, and if so, will you send me that pass for future use?

2. Will you be too busy counting 'your' newfound riches, to do 1 above?

3. Once the lights go out here because my electric bill is way overdue, how will I know if the free pass is on it's way to my letter box? I will be in the dark, and freezing to death, so I need it quick!

4. Does the same deal apply to other payments I normally make, like mortgage, car bills?


Haven't thought it through, really,have you dear? Bless your little Evangelical, greedy heart!
(Just like Trump really. He doesn't think things through either.)

[RealityChik]

30. Thank you for...

...your very prescient response. And for the LOL moment!

[patphil]

18. If they follow Paula White, they are definitely in the dark regardless of their electric bills.

[Sapient Donkey]

19. This almost seems too ridiculous to beleive

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Sadly given the stuff I have seen, I don't doubt it at all. Is there any audio or video of this? I didn't see any on any of the links I followed.

[truthisfreedom]

20. Sucker born every minute.

[trusty elf]

24. ...

[IronLionZion]

25. Instead of donating to Trump or GOP political campaigns

conservatives should give to their churches

[Sapient Donkey]

27. I would love to hear her response if one of her followers told her that was their intention

This would be hilarious if it wasn't the for fact this nonsense likely causes real problems in the suckers life.

[mahina]

31. Preying on sick people, poor folks, people heartsick for their drug addicted kids,

Is so very low.

She must not think there is a hell.