Trump says he beat COVID-19 because he's a 'perfect physical specimen'

[sabra]

Source: NY Post

President Trump said he’s a “perfect physical specimen” and feels better than ever after battling the coronavirus.

“I’m back because I am a perfect physical specimen and I’m extremely young. And so I’m lucky in that way,” he said on Fox Business Thursday.

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He said he received Regeneron and it made all the difference.

“You take it and it beats the hell out of it. And I’m telling you I could have walked out of there 24 hours after I went in. I didn’t even have to go in frankly. I think it would have gone away,” he said.

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[Garion_55]

1. Is this the onion?

[Canoe52]

22. That drug is better than some acid I dropped back in the day!

Where can I get me some?

[pazzyanne]

23. That was my first question as well.

I did a double take to make sure it wasn't the Onion.

[Arkansas Granny]

2. Is that the dexamethasone talking?

[luvtheGWN]

39. In a word: Yes.

[Newest Reality]

3. Yeah, the Master Race.

Extremely young?

[pazzyanne]

24. ...

[mahina]

38. Well, he does wear diapers and is incontinent

Which I never knew till last week.

2020 facts, Lord please cleanse me 🤣

[Nexus2]

44. He does?

O.o

[mahina]

46. Right???

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214223715

[The Magistrate]

4. 'Extremely Young' It Says It Is, Ma'am

That is even sillier, if possible, than claiming it is a 'perfect physical specimen', and that nonesense cries out for the further question, perfect physical specimen of what?

[underpants]

15. Didn't Dr. Ronnie Jackson say he could live to be 200?

One of his doctors did.

[The Magistrate]

17. Indeed, Sir --- From The Previous 'Doctor Feelgood' Employed To Fluff The Cheap Thug

Hardly worth pointing out the scientific consensus such a span is not possible, certainly not at present.

[BKDem]

5. An honest self-assessment!

Perfect! Extremely young!

Now he may live to be 200, even without changing his diet!

America is lucky that he has agreed to rule us.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

6. There can be only one!

Time for a sword fight between him and a similarly-wheezing Kim Jong-un!

[PubliusEnigma]

7. For some reason this reminds me of when Pizza the Hutt ate himself in the limo

I don't know why.

[PubliusEnigma]

10. #WhenAProblemEatsItself

[Roc2020]

8. Delusional. The man is mad

and should be resting in a room with white padded walls.

[magicarpet]

9. A "Perfect Physical Specimen,.. oh really,...

I thought him more comparable to the fucking slime that oozes out of a cesspool of untreated human sewage.

This dude is suffering serious delusions....

[Botany]

11. a "perfect physical specimen"

Link to tweet

[CurtEastPoint]

12. Is this a GD joke? He is a specimen. Just like this one...

[regnaD kciN]

25. I'm sure he'll say "I was joking" when called out on it...

...just like he does every time he says something outrageous and faces blowback because of it.

[Vogon_Glory]

13. If Donnie's current physique was like Arnold Schwarzenegger's,

then maybe, just maybe I’d almost believe it.

But from what we see in the photos when Donnie’s either in a suit or golf clothing, no, we don’t.

[left-of-center2012]

14. "and I'm extremely young"

That's what his mirror tells him.

[Paladin]

16. He was serious. He's too fucking stupid to deal in sarcasm. (nt)

[Rebl2]

18. If that's true,

then why did they have to give you the other drugs you received and have to be on oxygen several times?

[MineralMan]

19. Reminds me of the "specimen" I dropped off at the clinic one time.

[Roc2020]

27. oh my!

[iluvtennis]

20. Delusional moron. nt

[BumRushDaShow]

21. There are 4 living Presidents left

And I am hoping that they are all conferring with one another and working something behind the scenes, because as much as we joke about it, we are watching our country literally falling off the rails.

[bluestarone]

26. YEA right? I bet if there were a special trained Covid-19 dog in the white house

It would be JUMPING all over RUMP!!

[Tommymac]

28. Holy Two-Face, Batman! It's Mr. Perfect!

[Aerator]

29. Perfect specimen

Funny that he is such a perfect specimen that he had to be hospitalized but 32 of the 34 that tested positive are recuperating at home.

[Leith]

30. There have been a couple threads here

where people who had covid shared their recollections of having the disease and the recovery. Going by their experiences, the first few days were rough, followed by a few days where they felt better, then WHAM!

Going by their timelines, the shitgibbon should be entering the worst of the illness right about the same time as hurricane Delta makes landfall.

As I've been saying: ...wait for it...

[world wide wally]

31. Bing Bing

Bong Bong Bing

[BlueStater]

32. It's only been a week, you piece of shit.

Maybe wait until the middle of next week before you begin the self-fellatio?

[TommyCelt]

33. ummmm...

The perfect physical specimen of WHAT, exactly?

[EndlessWire]

34. Oh, Gawd!

First thing women think of when they read that is, I wouldn't let him even begin to touch me. Get away from me!

[LudwigPastorius]

35. They should be removing all sharp objects from Trump's reach, and...

taking his belt and tie.

Any sense of 'he's just saying this outrageous stuff to fuck with his enemies' is long gone. He actually believes every word of every utterance and tweet.

He is profoundly mentally ill, and is a danger to himself and others.

[pandr32]

36. Puke!

[Cozmo]

37. Who the hell is listening to this?

25th Amendment!

[lagomorph777]

40. These are perfect specimens too.

Very useful for diagnosis.

[niyad]

41. Perfect physical specimen of what, exactly? And if you could have beat it on your own why are

the taxpayers in this country footing the bill for your ridiculous, expensive, and totally insane performance (because that is EXACTLY what it was, pure theatre of the absurd) at OUR hospital??????

You need your meds adjusted, you addict

[Marie Marie]

42. If he truly is doing as well as he thinks then it is not because he is a perfect physical

specimen. It is because, once again, this thing is one lucky SOB. I can think of no one who deserves this less than Trump.

[Joinfortmill]

43. Barf

[hamsterjill]

45. Oh yes!

And when I look in the mirror, I’m Raquel Welch! LOL