Funniest Jon Stewart Quotes (in honor of his birthday)
Funniest Jon Stewart Quoteshttp://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-jon-stewart-quotes.htm
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Saw him in person when I was in the studio audience back in 2008... 
''President Bush delivered his first State of the Union address, riding high on an 82-percent approval rating, and with Attorney General John Ashcroft dispatching agents to interview the other 18 percent.'' —Jon Stewart
''Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a man during a quail hunt ... making 78-year-old Harry Whittington the first person shot by a sitting veep since Alexander Hamilton. Hamilton, of course, (was) shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird.'' —Jon Stewart
''The only real difference between Glenn Beck and Paul Revere is that when Paul Revere told you the British were coming, they were, in fact, coming.'' —Jon Stewart