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Lucky Luciano

(11,257 posts)
Tue Mar 10, 2015, 10:27 PM Mar 2015

Iran offers to mediate talks between republicans and Obama.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/iran-offers-to-mediate-talks-between-republicans-and-obama

TEHRAN (The Borowitz Report)—Stating that “their continuing hostilities are a threat to world peace,” Iran has offered to mediate talks between congressional Republicans and President Obama.

Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ali Khamenei, made the offer one day after Iran received what he called a “worrisome letter” from Republican leaders, which suggested to him that “the relationship between Republicans and Obama has deteriorated dangerously.”



“Tensions between these two historic enemies have been high in recent years, but we believe they are now at a boiling point,” Khamenei said. “As a result, Iran feels it must offer itself as a peacemaker.”

He said that his nation was the “logical choice” to jumpstart negotiations between Obama and the Republicans because “it has become clear that both sides currently talk more to Iran than to each other.”
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Iran offers to mediate talks between republicans and Obama. (Original Post) Lucky Luciano Mar 2015 OP
Great n/t lordsummerisle Mar 2015 #1
Kinda bad huh, I wonder if the Republicans realize how bad this sounds. Thinkingabout Mar 2015 #2
If only they'd listen! freshwest Mar 2015 #3
K & R Petrushka Mar 2015 #4
Perfect response from Iran. avebury Mar 2015 #5
It would be so funny if they did actually make this response! nt Lucky Luciano Mar 2015 #6

avebury

(10,952 posts)
5. Perfect response from Iran.
Wed Mar 11, 2015, 07:25 AM
Mar 2015

It really makes the Republicans look like the spoiled little kids they really are.

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