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Chris Christie's Protective Detail Doubled in New Jersey Due to "Tar and Feather" Threats
Meh... Spurious, but close enough...
Chris Christie's Protective Detail Doubled in New Jersey Due to "Tar and Feather" Threats
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential candidate and Governor of New Jersey Chris Christie announced he was doubling his protective detail in his home state. The move followed thousands of threats made by New Jersey citizens to "tar and feather" Christie then "run him out of town on a rail."
And...
Christie added, "I am not afraid of some idiots who want to tar and feather me. It's not like everyone has feather pillows and tar lying around anymore. Pretty sure they probably haven't thought about the logistics of running me out of town on a rail, too."
Seriously, what is this guy thinking? Trump is a way bigger asshole (job taken), and Christie's economy sucks due to that trickle-down bullshit. Unfortunately, it is still better than horror shows in Kansas, Louisiana, and Wisconsin - all of which have Republicans to thank. And Walker and Jindal try to run on their record? Record of what? Kissing Koch and Norquist ass?
These guys are such evil pieces of slime.
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Chris Christie's Protective Detail Doubled in New Jersey Due to "Tar and Feather" Threats (Original Post)
EEO
Aug 2015
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Politicalboi
(15,189 posts)1. Probably all BS
It's another way of funneling money to Crisco.
randys1
(16,286 posts)2. Stock market dumped but tar and feather stocks skyrocketed
All the 'smart money' is in feathers and tar.
underpants
(182,873 posts)5. TeaBaggers
That's a reference to the eras they are confusing. They are dumb people.
Christie is done.
Thor_MN
(11,843 posts)6. This is what passes for satire at that site.
If it is posted by EEO, it is "satire". I wish these were posted in humor so it could be more easily avoided.
NCjack
(10,279 posts)7. His food tasters were gaining too much weight, so a second team was hired. /nt
snort
(2,334 posts)9. They just wanted to be able to cover him front and rear.
Doctor_J
(36,392 posts)10. The jokes write themselves.