TRUMP: MEXICANS SWARMING ACROSS BORDER, ENROLLING IN LAW SCHOOL, AND BECOMING BIASED JUDGES

[Zorro]

SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA (The Borowitz Report)—Unless the United States builds a wall, Mexicans will swarm across the border, enroll in law school en masse, and eventually become biased judges, Donald J. Trump warned supporters on Monday.

At a rally in San Jose, the presumptive Republican nominee said that “making America great again” meant preventing the nation from becoming “overrun by Mexican judges.”

“We don’t win anymore,” he told the crowd. “We don’t win at judges.”

While Trump offered no specific facts to support his latest allegations, he said that he had heard about the threat of incoming Mexican judges firsthand from border-patrol agents.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-mexicans-swarming-across-border-enrolling-in-law-school-and-becoming-biased-judges

[chillfactor]

1. this idiot....

does not know when to SHUT UP!

[BlueMTexpat]

2. Which is a good thing ...

because every time he opens his mouth, it reminds anyone who might possibly have forgotten (as if anyone sane could) that he is a very dangerous man. Too many deranged or willfully ignorant people believe exactly as he does.

[Dale Neiburg]

3. This **is** Borowitz! n/t