Trump's Lawyer Claims to Be Voice on Access Hollywood Tape
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Hoping to put to rest a mystery that has long bedeviled the nation, Donald J. Trumps personal lawyer, John Dowd, revealed on Monday that it is actually his voice that appears on the notorious Access Hollywood tape.
Speaking to reporters, Dowd said that the so-called locker-room talk attributed to Trump had actually been carefully crafted by the former reality-show hosts legal team and then read aloud by Dowd himself.
Additionally, Dowd said that comments widely thought to have been made by Trump indicating that he believed that Frederick Douglass was still alive were also Dowds handiwork.
President Trump was about to say something about whether Frederick Douglass was alive or not, and I stepped in at that moment and said that he was, Dowd said. I stand by that statement.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trumps-lawyer-claims-to-be-voice-on-access-hollywood-tape
Beartracks
(12,816 posts)... but I thought it was Putin!
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NCjack
(10,279 posts)Roland99
(53,342 posts)Lucky Luciano
(11,257 posts)marble falls
(57,099 posts)brush
(53,784 posts)He floated that bullshit last week that the "Access Hollywood" tape was fake.
Not it's not fake. What's fake is that comb-over, that orange tan and your alleged busines acumen.
yurbud
(39,405 posts)..my lawyer did!"