Trump's Slurred Speech Tied to Low Battery in Putin's Remote

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J.Trump slurred his speech during his announcement about Jerusalem on Wednesday because of “low-battery issues” with Vladimir Putin’s remote, the White House said on Friday.

Speaking to the White House press corps, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, said that Trump’s slurred speech was “a case of what happens when President Putin doesn’t change the batteries in his remote frequently enough.”

“President Trump makes public appearances several times a day,” Sanders said. “In the course of those appearances, President Putin’s remote can drain its battery very quickly.”

Calling Putin’s remote-control operation of Trump “far from glitch-free,” Sanders said that there have also been problems with the Russian leader’s attempts to control Trump’s thumbs when he tweets in the early-morning hours.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trumps-slurred-speech-tied-to-low-battery-in-putins-remote

[Wwcd]

1. 😂 when Borrowitz sounds like truth..

Thanks for posting Zorro, humor is good. 👍

[rzemanfl]

2. K&R n/t.

[Permanut]

3. Makes perfect sense when you put it that way.

Same thing happens with my motion activated trash can.

[Gothmog]

4. I love good satire

[NNadir]

5. Hilarious.

[muriel_volestrangler]

6. Not just him ...

[Dalton Mac]

7. HA!

And I'm not even a Borowitz fan!