Kansas: Where controlling women and creating jobs works
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Now, I have to admit that I havent been thinking all that much about tech jobs lately. Instead, Ive been trying to wrap my brain around all the restrictive legislation the great state of Kansas has proposed to limit my rights as a woman. However, job creation happens to be an issue where you and I agree. Kansas does need new jobs and business growth.
But then it hit me: there is a great way to create jobs tech jobs and accomplish your goal of turning back womens health to resemble the Victorian age! Stay with me, Sam, because youre going to love this: microchips the kind you implant in the family pet.
Microchips solve all of our problems. Just as, when Fido gets out, his chip that is implanted under his skin sends a signal back to home base so his family can track the loose dog, I propose a simple device to be implanted in every womans vagina. Bingo: every vagina accounted for. Best of all, we can manufacture the chips right here in Kansas.
Sounds radical, I know. Well, so did mandatory vaginal ultrasounds before abortions. But thats all settled now, right?
Read more here: http://voices.kansascity.com/entries/kansas-where-your-vagina-everyones-business/#storylink=cpy
kestrel91316
(51,666 posts)They are of no use in "tracking". They are just "there". If the lost pet gets picked up and takend to someplace with a chip scanner, they can scan and find the chip serial number and then go to an online database (or call a phone number) to find out owner info.
Tracking devices are those giant bulky collars with antennae that scientists put on wildlife.
proud2BlibKansan
(96,793 posts)pscot
(21,024 posts)kestrel91316
(51,666 posts)meow2u3
(24,764 posts)Wingnuts have no sense of humor or appreciation of sarcasm unless, of course, they're dishing it out. They may well take this article seriously and I wouldn't put it past them to take it one step beyond: forcibly implant GPS microchips in women to prevent them from leaving their abusive husbands.
saras
(6,670 posts)Getting the chip in there is just the first step.
Once tracking is normalized, then you start improving the chip.
Instead of just setting off an alarm if an inappropriate partner appears, it can do something noxious.
It can release hormones to create, or moderate, long-term trends, based on current behavior.
If you can afford it, it can release powerful blasts of all kinds of interesting chemicals. Energy drinks for yoni, so to speak. And it can wiggle.
I foresee some REALLY interesting marketing, especially from "edgy" advertisers.