Some thoughts on prayers for us at loss for others
By Sid Schwab
Herald columnist
Concerned for fellow Americans, I was relieved to see people lining the shores of Florida, praying Hurricane Dorian away.
It seems their god or gods (the photo didnt specify) heard the prayers and changed his/her/their/its mind/minds. Kept the worst of the storm hovering over the Bahamas, where it seems to have killed or ruined the lives of mostly black people. So, thanks. Good job.
I wish I had the power to get God to rethink His plans, too. Im not sure how many congregated down there, but I doubt I could gather much of a crowd. Plus, Im pretty sure any god that put Trump in office wouldnt be interested in hearing from me. How dareth thou assume I haveth no plan, Hed say. Or that I wouldst change it for such as you? Only my children who loveth Trump as do they Me may so beseech. Also, why all your caring for the needy? Is my guess.
But as long as were speculating about what God wants, the true, exclusive understanding of which is given only to Trumpists, I found it enlightening to have been informed by Tony Perkins, among Trumps most ardent evangelical supporters, that teaching evolution is whats causing Americas mass murders. (By consensus of his similars, hurricanes are on gays.) He seemed stumped when asked why countries with far fewer believers than ours, or those whose people believe in different gods and theories of how we got here, dont have mass murders.
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