Got a medical question? Ask Dr. Trump!
Do you have a nagging medical concern? A rash that wont go away? Unexplained hearing loss? Are you currently bleeding out from a severed femoral artery?
Well, fret no more. America now has a leading medical expert some say the best who will dispense diagnoses and prognoses to all for free! This bold new telemedicine initiative, Ask Dr. Trump, will be offered on an unpredictable but highly frequent basis to all Americans (whether they like it or not).
To the relief of millions, this extremely stable genius has turned to the challenge of solving the novel coronavirus, or as Dr. Trump spells it in the Latin, Caronavirus. Early on in the outbreak, Dr. Trump was among the first to determine that the virus miraculously goes away in April. Dr. Trumps pathbreaking epidemiology enabled him to determine that the World Health Organizations report that 3.4 percent of reported cases of the virus have died is a false number. Trumps research, based extensively on my hunch, puts the true figure at way under 1 percent.
Related research by Dr. Trump found spread of the virus is not inevitable, that cases in the United States are going very substantially down and that they are all getting better. This informed Dr. Trumps reclassification of the coronavirus as a new hoax by Democrats though he later clarified that the illness itself was not the hoax, only Democrats attempts to blame him.
In fact, Dr. Trumps DNA research has determined that neither he nor bats nor pangolins caused the viruss spread but rather President Barack Obama. The Obama administration made a decision on testing that turned out to be very detrimental to what were doing, Trump disclosed, a finding that eluded experts.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/03/06/got-medical-question-ask-dr-trump/
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