What the hell is going on with Ted Cruz's hair?
Dan Carson,
Chron.com / Houston Chronicle
Feb. 12, 2021
Updated: Feb. 12, 2021 3:44 p.m.
Ted Cruz is in the news again, to no one on terrestrial Earth's surprise.
What may be of note, however, is the nature of this most recent Cruz News. Namely, that the Texas senator appears to have sprouted a mullet out of hot blue nowhere.
Cruz arrived at the Capitol Building Friday to observe-cipate (observe while somehow also actively participating) in another day of former President Donald Trump's ongoing second impeachment trial. Television viewers were quick to notice that Cruz's haircut had suddenly come to take the shape of a once-promising Triple-A reliever's.
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https://www.chron.com/politics/article/What-the-hell-is-going-on-with-Ted-Cruz-s-hair-15946987.php
marble falls
(57,145 posts)dchill
(38,516 posts)marble falls
(57,145 posts)3catwoman3
(24,026 posts)...be real.
mr_lebowski
(33,643 posts)I'm not buying into this based on one tweet.
czarjak
(11,287 posts)bamagal62
(3,268 posts)drray23
(7,637 posts)Zorro
(15,748 posts)live love laugh
(13,124 posts)badboy67
(460 posts)C_U_L8R
(45,014 posts)But that mullet mop in the back sure isn't a brain. The hamhanded grecian formula'd temples look kinda dopey too.
KT2000
(20,585 posts)He wishes.
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