Funniest Jokes Mocking Mitt Romney

[locopolitico]

Funniest Jokes Mocking Mitt Romney

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-mitt-romney-jokes.htm

[crazylikafox]

1. ''Do you know the difference between a Mitt Romney bus and Mitt Romney car?"

" The bus has a greyhound on the side.'' —Bill Maher

funny

[trusty elf]

3. Nice

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[turtlerescue1]

7. A picture is worth a thousand words.

And this one certainly says more truth than many ever will.


THANKYOU!!

[Kolesar]

2. It's best when you read the comedian's name and imagine the joke in his voice

''Both Romney and Obama were in Ohio giving dueling speeches on the economy. Before Obama's speech, Romney's bus starts circling the Obama site honking their horns in the parking lot. They would have actually stayed and done it longer, but Mitt had to get back to his site to give his speech about how we need to put the grownups back in charge.'' —Bill Maher

BTW, where are the female comedians?

[On_the_edge]

4. lol

lol

[CrawlingChaos]

5. I love this one from David Letterman

''Mitt Romney looks looks like a guy who goes to the restroom when the check comes ... He looks like a guy who would run a seminar on condo flipping ... He looks like he is the closer at a Cadillac dealership.... He looks like that guy on the golf course in the Levitra commercial.''

HA! So very true!

I wish George Carlin was still around to comment on Mitt -- would have been priceless (unlike Mitt).

[locopolitico]

6. Great Bill Maher joke

"Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?" —Bill Maher