Michael Cohen - Thankful for the Turkeys Running the Country
Today is Thanksgiving, the one day of the year when Americans collectively slow down, breathe deeply, and remind ourselves that gratitude is still possible in a world that feels held together by duct tape, denial, and whatever remains of our national patience. Families will gather around tables overflowing with turkey, stuffing, and decades of unresolved grudges; we’ll raise our glasses to health, to hope, and to surviving another spin around the sun without losing our minds.
Me? I’m thankful for something uniquely American. Something poetic. Something that only a nation with our brand of stubborn optimism could appreciate.
I’m thankful for the assemblage of the most incompetent, bumbling bunch of fools ever to occupy a presidential administration.
I’m not being hyperbolic. I’m not exaggerating for dramatic effect; though G-d knows this crowd makes drama easy. I’m talking about an all-star lineup of sycophants who somehow manage to turn every responsibility they touch into a five-alarm farce. And in the spirit of the season, I want to express my deepest gratitude to these people, because they’re about to gift Democrats the bluest midterms since the November 2025 special-election wipeout — a tsunami so deep it’ll leave pollsters apologizing for the next decade.
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