The Borowitz Report: Nation's Dogs Call for Noem to be Fired

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/nations-dogs-call-for-noem-to-be

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a scathing letter to Donald J. Trump, on Thursday the nation’s dogs demanded that Kristi Noem be fired as Secretary of Homeland Security.

“We were incredulous that someone as incompetent as Kristi Noem was nominated in the first place,” the canines wrote. “We knew this wouldn’t end well.”

“This is not a partisan issue,” the dogs concluded. “Cats agree.”

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Andy has had Kristi Noem's number for way too long. Time for her to get packin'

[hlthe2b]

1. They are too kind. I'd like her marched out to the gravel pit where she killed her dog, Cricket & goat

No, I'm not suggesting she receive the same treatment at all, but I would certainly not mind her worrying about it for a little while before being required to do a little gravel work out at the pit and perhaps receive a rotten egg pelting by the dog lovers in her community.

[MustLoveBeagles]

2. Love this