Jeff Tiedrich - what the fuck is a Shield of the Americas?

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

for fuck’s sake, this is just what we need — another vanity project so a power-mad, broken-inside piss-baby can feel good about his own loser self.

it’s called the ‘Shield of the Americas.’

I know, right? it sounds exactly like something a ten-year-old boy would doodle on the cover of his notebook while he’s supposed to be paying attention in class. but it’s more than just a stupid name. it’s sort of a Sargent Fuckface’s Lonely Fascists Club Band.

The group of Caribbean and Latin American leaders that will be attending Trump’s summit—entitled “Shield of the Americas”—are fans of his aggressive interventionism, his so-called “war on narco-terror,” and his administration’s attacks on left-wing governments and movements in the region. They have earned their exclusive invitations through various forms of tribute and by pledging their continued loyalty.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/what-the-fuck-is-a-shield-of-the

[Diraven]

1. Sounds like the new Monroe Doctrine

Basically the US agrees that they will "protect" countries in the entire western hemisphere, as long as they do what Trump says, agree that he's absolute emperor of this half of the world, and pay him protection money.

[Buzz cook]

2. It's the condom

Of the Western hemisphere.