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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

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Tue Mar 10, 2026, 06:44 PM 14 hrs ago

Taco Donny shits the bed in Iran

can we talk about what a five-alarm clusterfuck-factory King Fuckface the First is?

acting first and thinking never, he blundered into an unnecessary, unprovoked and illegal war on Iran — all because his piss-drunk Secretary of Whiskey convinced him all America had to do was rain down bombs on Tehran for a few hours, and the war would be over and won in a single afternoon.

here we are, ten days later, and shit has gone completely sideways. thousands of people are dead, billions of dollars have been wasted, the price of crude oil is in the stratosphere, not a single objective has been met, and the Middle East is arguably a much less stable place than before the bombs started falling.

and now that it’s all blown right the fuck up into his big, dumb pumpkin face, Donny is doing the most Donny thing ever: he’s TACOing — chickening out, pretending he won, and declaring victory.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/taco-donny-shits-the-bed-in-iran

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Taco Donny shits the bed in Iran (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 14 hrs ago OP
That squishing sound isn't coming from his heightened Florshiems Blue Owl 14 hrs ago #1
His Lack of Self-awareness is His Superpower The Roux Comes First 14 hrs ago #2
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