Mark Twain's War Prayer, No Longer Satire
The silent violence once hidden in patriotic prayer is now spoken aloud
Karen Elizabeth Park
Mar 30, 2026
The American Flag, redesigned by Mark Twain in 1901, reproduced in Ramparts magazine, 1968
At the turn of the 19th-20th centuries, during the Philippine-American War, Mark Twain wrote a satirical essay called “The War Prayer.” In it, an emissary from God pays a visit to a Christian congregation that had been praying for the patriotic success of their soldiers headed off to war. God’s messenger tells the pastor and those assembled that with every prayer for military victory, there is a second “silent” prayer which goes unspoken but which is just as fervent. The heavenly messenger has been sent to make that silent prayer explicit:
He begins: “O Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth to battle — be Thou near them!”
Then he continues:
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; . . .for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! . .Amen.
Twain’s cutting insight, of course, was that prayers for patriotic victory always mask something horrifying. Every prayer for American military victory is a prayer that someone else’s body be torn to shreds, someone else’s home (or elementary school) be destroyed, some other mother’s son be drowned in an unarmed submarine. Twain’s essay reveals the horror at the heart of all patriotic war prayers—which are, after all, prayers asking for the unspeakable pain and death of other people.
Twain’s argument depends, however, on the idea that once the “silent” prayer is exposed, its formerly hidden meaning will shock the conscience. Once the congregation (us) hears the “silent” prayer, they are meant to recoil.
The prayer Pete Hegseth’s offered at the Pentagon last week operates differently. On March 25, 2026, in front of military leaders and the world, Hegseth made his requests to God on behalf of the American people.
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