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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(136,046 posts)
Fri Apr 10, 2026, 03:52 PM 7 hrs ago

Jeff Tiedrich - Melania no have dead pedo bestie, insists Melania

ladies and gents, we interrupt our regularly-scheduled utter fucking chaos for a message of the utmost importance from Preznit Fuckwit’s Slovenian rent-a-wife — the one who married him for his money, recoils at his touch, never smiles in his presence, refuses to share his bed, and sits in her room, waiting to become a wealthy widow.

buckle in, things are about to get batshit.



well, that was some weird shit.

by the way, I’m still waiting for someone to explain to me which exactly are the five languages Melania supposedly speaks, because English clearly isn’t one of them. for fuck’s sake, Mel, the word is ‘trivial,’ not ‘trival.’

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/melania-no-have-dead-pedo-bestie
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Jeff Tiedrich - Melania no have dead pedo bestie, insists Melania (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 7 hrs ago OP
such a prissy lady UpInArms 7 hrs ago #1
She really exudes class...maybe for a New Orleans cat house... wcmagumba 6 hrs ago #2
K&R red dog 1 6 hrs ago #3
"I neber been inbited" ... she is NO polyglot. At most she can say "hello, how are you" in 5 languages. QueerDuck 6 hrs ago #4
Melania's nudes, I've seen a few here and there CharleyDog 6 hrs ago #5
It looks like she "caught a bad dose of act-first displacedvermoter 6 hrs ago #6

red dog 1

(33,142 posts)
3. K&R
Fri Apr 10, 2026, 04:18 PM
6 hrs ago

"My polite reply to her email does not amount to anything more than a 'trival' note."
Jeff Tiedrich is right. The word is "trivial" not "trival"
How dumb can she be?
Didn't anyone help her prepare for the "statement" beforehand?

I love how Tiedrich refers to her as a "Slovenian rent-a-wife...who married him for his money, recoils at his touch, never smiles in his presence, refuses to share his bed, and sits in her room, waiting to become a wealthy widow."
(I hope that happens soon)

QueerDuck

(1,778 posts)
4. "I neber been inbited" ... she is NO polyglot. At most she can say "hello, how are you" in 5 languages.
Fri Apr 10, 2026, 04:19 PM
6 hrs ago

There are no public records or videos of Melania Trump conducting a full interview, giving a speech, or engaging in a sustained, unscripted technical conversation in French, German, or Italian.

Verified Languages: It is undisputed that she is fluent in Slovenian (her native tongue) and English (somewhat). However, she speaks English with a heavy accent, which some critics conflate with a lack of proficiency.

The 2017 Paris Visit: During her July 2017 visit to Necker Hospital in Paris. While she greeted children with "Bonjour" and "Ça va?", she reportedly reverted to English for the remainder of the interaction. Observers noted that Brigitte Macron, who is fluent in English, often served as the primary bridge in their conversations.

The Italian "Proof": Supporters often point to a 2017 visit to a children's hospital in Rome where she spoke Italian to a young patient. While she was filmed saying a few phrases ("Ciao," "Come stai?&quot , linguists and critics argue that these were basic greetings and do not necessarily demonstrate the high-level "fluency" required for complex diplomacy.

CharleyDog

(820 posts)
5. Melania's nudes, I've seen a few here and there
Fri Apr 10, 2026, 04:37 PM
6 hrs ago

like now, popping up here. she always looks traumatized, like a victim. Is this sexy to ppl? I don't feel sorry for her, she has made a bargain. Yet, we can't ignore that she was probably abused, used (as in that photo above) and perhaps trafficked.

This is so abnormally different from usual First Ladies' back story of meeting in college, having a sound education/career, falling in love, being a "helpmate" to her president husband, working for America, a First Lady project of vegetables, exercise, children's causes etc. Yet...here we are, she, like her husband, made a pact with evil to gain a few dollars and there are consequences coming due.

displacedvermoter

(4,640 posts)
6. It looks like she "caught a bad dose of act-first
Fri Apr 10, 2026, 04:38 PM
6 hrs ago

and think-never from her husband." I believe she has probably caught something else from him as well over the years...

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