"Doctor" My Ass...Trump thinks we're all f'ng idiots - jojofromjerz
"Listen—I’ve known some seriously stupid fucking people in my 51, almost 52 years on this planet. Not 'oops I liked the wrong post' stupid. I’m talking call-the-insurance-company-and-then-a-priest stupid."
"I knew this one guy who burned down half his house because he thought cleaning out a closet while smoking was a good idea and then 'fell asleep,' which is a generous way of saying he passed out shitfaced drunk mid-cigarette like a human welcome mat for arson."
"I knew another one—fully grown adult—who dove headfirst into a pitch-black pool without checking the depth, just launched himself into darkness like a clearance-bin Evel Knievel with a death wish and zero follow-up questions, and somehow walked it off because the universe, for reasons still unclear, declined to turn it into a spinal obituary."
"I knew someone who looked at an actual clothing iron, steam hissing, scorch setting ready to ruin lives, and thought, yeah, let me clamp this directly onto my thin blonde hair like I’m sealing a fucking envelope, and just… erased it. Gone. A follicular crime scene."
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https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/doctor-my-ass?r=r38w4&utm_medium=ios
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