Jeff Tiedrich - imaginary phones and shitty swimming pools: how Preznit Fuckwit grifts America
it’s a wise old saying: MAGA and their money are soon parted.
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hey, MAGA — how are you enjoying your Trump Phones? you know, those golden devices that Donny convinced you almost a year ago would be the best phones ever, for which six hundred thousand of you put down a $100 deposit.
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welcome to reality, you fucking dumb-asses.[link:welcome to reality, you fucking dumb-asses. you got grifted.
An estimated 590,000 consumers paid $100 each to Trump Mobile to pre-order the T1 Phone, meaning $59 million has been paid for a product that may or may not exist. As of May 2026, not a single confirmed customer has received the device. No firm release date has been provided, and Trump Mobile has not responded to repeated media requests for comment.
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