Fox: New Evidence Hillary Killed Lincoln
May 11, 2013
Posted by Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In what may be the most serious allegation ever made against the former Secretary of State, Fox News Channel reported today that Hillary Clinton was involved in the conspiracy to murder President Abraham Lincoln.
The latest charge against Mrs. Clinton was reported by Fox host Sean Hannity, who said that the evidence of her role in the Lincoln assassination came mainly in the form of e-mails.
According to Mr. Hannity, If its true that Hillary Clinton killed Lincoln, this could have a major impact on her chances in 2016.
The accusation against Mrs. Clinton drew a strong response from Sen. Lindsey Graham (R.S. Carolina): Theres been a concerted effort by Hillary Clinton to cover up her role in President Lincolns murder. She has said nothing about it. This is bigger than Watergate, the Cuban missile crisis, and the Second World War put together.
Responding to the allegation, Mrs. Clinton issued a terse statement indicating that she could not have participated in Lincolns assassination because she was born in 1947.
Thats what she wants us to believe, Sen. Graham said.
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/05/fox-new-evidence-hillary-killed-lincoln.html
Oakenshield
(614 posts)That bit did make me chuckle...but assassinating Lincoln....really? They are bat-shit crazy make no mistake but that's a stretch even for them. I could probably see that being said by Alex Jones or Rand Paul though.
monmouth3
(3,871 posts)louis-t
(23,284 posts)monmouth3
(3,871 posts)TheCowsCameHome
(40,168 posts)But then, we all have bad days.
Evergreen Emerald
(13,069 posts)you made me laugh!
Oakenshield
(614 posts)But even for satire this is a bit out there, which was my original point. I'm beginning to sound more than a little thick-headed/petty so I'll just leave it at that. Have a nice day.
xfundy
(5,105 posts)I thought you said "satanist."
Journeyman
(15,031 posts)Just goes to show. . .
Politicalboi
(15,189 posts)Orchestrated the assassination of JFK got to be President, and his worthless son of a bitch.
I know this is satire. But what Bush did wasn't.
louis-t
(23,284 posts)That guy kills me.
Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)Clinton is the mother of Obama.
Zambero
(8,964 posts)CL taken from from (Grover) Cleveland,
IN taken from (Abraham) Lincoln, and
TON taken from (George) Washington
Coincidence? Only an anti-Christ husband-wife political coupling could have possibly surfaced with a name like this, channeling the spirits of three deceased Presidents to further their evil scheme to destroy America.
Just thought I'd bring this to everyone's attention, before Glenn Beck gets around to it...
Wednesdays
(17,337 posts)responsible for the assassination deaths of Washington and Cleveland!
It's all becoming clearer now...
Beacool
(30,247 posts)pangaia
(24,324 posts)Now we have proof...
TRoN33
(769 posts)great sense of humor! Unlike Obama-bashers, we know how to make fun just for a laugh...