Ted Cruz puts out children's coloring book. The Internet responds with hilarious reviews on Amazon.
There's a coloring book about Sen. Ted Cruz that's aimed at instilling extremist conservative values early, and it's been selling like crazy. The Internet struck back -- with some wickedly funny reviews posted on Amazon.
"I didn't know how well I'd enjoy this book, seeing as how I only have white crayons. But, as it turns out, that's the only color required! Magnificent!"
"This book showed up just in time, as my daughter had recently finished her 'Connect the Dots Mein Kampf.'"
"What a great idea! Unfortunately my son tried to color this book in and the GOP arrived to filibuster his coloring activities so he has not been able to use it yet."
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Finally!
[font color=gray]By amystars on March 24, 2014[/font]
I have been struggling to teach my nephew the meaning of hypocrisy. Thankfully, this Ted Cruz coloring book does a magnificent job of illustrating what I've had trouble putting into terms an 8 year old can understand. I hope they have a Michelle Bachman coloring book so that I can teach my niece about feminism!
I think Ted Cruz is soft in the head. I think Sarah Palin is too. Finding out his coloring book isn't as soft as his head was very helpful for me. 
I can't stop reading. Time for bed now, but I'll resume again tomorrow.
"More like a history book! Who knew I could get so much information from a coloring book!?! History and hate, all wrapped into one easy to understand book! I'm planning to distribute these to all of the colored, gay, and non-Christian children in my neighborhood in hopes that they all vacate my country! Only problem is that I, as well as 75% of the people I know, will have to leave with them...."
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"I was hesitant to order this for my child because I could have easily used the $6 for a few bird-shot shells, but heck, my kids need to know who has our back in Washington.
"We recently spent nine hours waiting for emergency medical care (I won't be force-fed Dumbocrat insurance) but it flew by for my boy, all thanks to this Activity Book. Whether we were reinforcing the polar ice caps or drawing lines between bullets and trespassers in Florida, my child was able to color through his tears like a real American. I plan to buy another copy to keep it handy for the next time we have a shooting accident. (Poor little fella lost enough blood that I doubt he'll remember having done it already.)"
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"Where is my oil field?!
When I purchased this item, I was told that it would reflect my Texan Tea Party life in terms my child could understand. My oil field and fracking pumps are not depicted in this anywhere! I also have not seen a tree or butterflies in years. The evil EPA says it is the oil leaking from one small little hole that has caused the tree and wildlife deaths. I am still convinced that they put something in my water supply as I can still light my tap water on fire.
I do like Green Eggs and Ham, though.
I don't know why the other reviews speak of only having white crayons; mine had a couple shades of brown with instructions that it was for coloring the maid and gardener (they were thoughtful enough to put those images on the backside of the pages and are only accessible if the book is turned upside down). Still, VERY disappointed that my oil and gas rigs are not shown, though."
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"Favorite Canadian Author.
While I am a great fan of the classic Anne of the Green Gables series, no one takes me back to the 19th century like Canada's own Ted Cruz. God bless you, Ted!"
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"My dog ate it.
Soon after opening the Amazon package and placing this book on my coffee-table, my dog (unbeknownst to me) got ahold of it and ate most of it. As a result, my dog is now deaf, blind, and has a severe limp to the right. I'm thinking of suing."
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"Good lesson about life for the GOP.
I've been trying to pass the legacy of hatred and judgmental attitude I pride myself on having, down to my children. I especially want them to learn how slavery was a giving thing we white people did for the black people (BTW black people, a thank-you would be nice). So I love how this book has all the color crayons doing all the work while the white crayon just sits in its box and reaps the benefits. Great life lessons. I ordered this in conjunction with the KKK Alphabet book and "Bedtime Stories for kids" by Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
Signed,
Rick Perry"
that has received anything like this? They are hilarious.
The coloring book is disturbing.
K&R
This book showed up just in time, as my daughter had recently finished her "Connect the Dots Mein Kampf."
We spend all day listening to Skrewdriver and breaking the brown crayons.
Prussian Blue and Skrewdriver are neo-Nazi bands, for those not familiar with them.
And if I needed one, I'd get it from Michele Bachmann or Sarah Palin. So, no need to comment further. "
