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(17,342 posts) Thu Aug 8, 2013, 04:29 PM Aug 2013

Willie Wonka's response to GOP complaining

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Willie Wonka's response to GOP complaining (Original Post) Wednesdays Aug 2013 OP

Which awful child's treatment by Willie would be most appropriate for the Rs? Dark n Stormy Knight Aug 2013 #1

Dear republicans........... thelordofhell Aug 2013 #2

Dark n Stormy Knight

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1. Which awful child's treatment by Willie would be most appropriate for the Rs?

Reply to Wednesdays (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2013, 04:36 PM

Aug 2013

I'm going with the Veruca Salt disposal.

-Augustus is sucked through a chocolate extraction pipe system and sent to the Fudge Room, having fallen into a chocolate river from which he was trying to drink

-Violet transforms into a giant blueberry after trying an experimental piece of Three-Course-Dinner Gum

-Veruca is rejected as a "bad egg" and falls down a garbage chute in the Chocolate Golden Egg Sorting Room

-Mike is shrunk to only a few inches in height after being transmitted by "Wonkavision", a broadcasting technology that can send objects through television instead of pictures.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy_Wonka_%26_the_Chocolate_Factory

thelordofhell

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2. Dear republicans...........

Reply to Wednesdays (Original post)

Thu Aug 8, 2013, 05:38 PM

Aug 2013

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