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Ellipsis

(9,124 posts)
Wed Oct 9, 2013, 12:28 AM Oct 2013

Alan Grayson on the house floor - What do you have a higher opinion of... "Congress or Hemorrhoids"

...gets interesting at around the 6 minute mark.




Allan Grayson reads the Public Policy Poll on the floor which asked a series of questions trying to gauge support for Congress compared with government-run institutions such as the Internal Revenue Service, health problems such as toenail fungus, cockroaches and dog poop.

The findings may surprise some lawmakers in Washington, who are deadlocked over how to reopen the federal government after eight days of shutdown.

Voters say they have a higher opinion of hemorrhoids than Congress, by 53% to 31%. More than seven in 10 voters say they view jury duty more favorably than Congress, which musters only 18% support in that comparison. Even toenail fungus rates 3 percentage points higher Congress.

Overall, voters in PPP's telephone poll gave Congress an 8% approval rating. Nearly nine in 10 voters, or 86%, say they disapprove of Congress — which is in line with a recent CNN survey.

"Congress having an 8% approval rating tells us one thing about how unhappy voters are," said Dean Debnam, president of Public Policy Polling. "But it's even more telling that voters have a lower opinion of it than annoyances like the DMV and jury duty, health issues like hemorrhoids, and even witches."


http://www.usatoday.com/story/onpolitics/2013/10/08/congress-popularity-witches-hemorrhoids-poll/2944343/

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Alan Grayson on the house floor - What do you have a higher opinion of... "Congress or Hemorrhoids" (Original Post) Ellipsis Oct 2013 OP
"and even witches." longship Oct 2013 #1
Oh, yeah, zombies were one of the questions. They beat out Congress by a long shot. nt valerief Oct 2013 #4
I have a higher opinion of pus than Rep Womack. Thanks, Alan! nt valerief Oct 2013 #2
Hey Womack! BillyRibs Oct 2013 #10
Congress and hemorrhoids - we're talkin real assholes here! grahamhgreen Oct 2013 #3
Cool idea to force a vote based on House Rule 9... Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2013 #5
I thought so too. Ellipsis Oct 2013 #6
Good catch. ;-) Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2013 #8
And zombies. We may as well have have a zombie Congress biting the heads off our valerief Oct 2013 #19
I Don't give a BillyRibs Oct 2013 #7
BTW once again I would like to suggest. BillyRibs Oct 2013 #9
Thanks for that link... interesting stuff. nt druidity33 Oct 2013 #17
Hemorrhoids are something the Republicans can relate to. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Oct 2013 #11
Love him. He never disappoints. chill_wind Oct 2013 #12
Makes sense. TahitiNut Oct 2013 #13
Maybe we should send the R-types a complimentary tube of Preparation H Plucketeer Oct 2013 #22
I was a bit surprised mimi85 Oct 2013 #14
They're afraid of Grayson because they know he doesn't have the patience for liars & con men. pacalo Oct 2013 #15
Grayson doesn't sip the same Plucketeer Oct 2013 #23
This man is a living legend. ffr Oct 2013 #16
Congressman Grayson you are a treasure florida08 Oct 2013 #18
Congress is more of a pain in the ass than hemorrhoids meow2u3 Oct 2013 #20
Rep Grayson is one classy guy munster69 Oct 2013 #21
kick Ellipsis Oct 2013 #24

longship

(40,416 posts)
1. "and even witches."
Wed Oct 9, 2013, 12:40 AM
Oct 2013


In other words, imaginary magical people -- or evil, sinister magical ones, depending whether you're a Harry Potter fan or medieval church official -- are more popular than congress critters. I bet that vampires would be, too.

I will also bet that zombies would be on the top of popularity.

They eat brains, you know, which possibly explains some things. I wonder if there's any connection.

Nah! Can't be... But who knows...
 

Spitfire of ATJ

(32,723 posts)
5. Cool idea to force a vote based on House Rule 9...
Wed Oct 9, 2013, 01:25 AM
Oct 2013

By action or inaction the dignity of the House is called into question.

The Chair said all of those results weren't proof,...so by implication Republicans take pride in rating below cockroaches and hemorrhoids.

valerief

(53,235 posts)
19. And zombies. We may as well have have a zombie Congress biting the heads off our
Wed Oct 9, 2013, 08:34 AM
Oct 2013

babies. In effect, that's what they're doing.

 

BillyRibs

(787 posts)
9. BTW once again I would like to suggest.
Wed Oct 9, 2013, 01:47 AM
Oct 2013

Expand the the House to it's constitutional level and truly end this Bullshit!

www.thirty-thousand.org

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,034 posts)
11. Hemorrhoids are something the Republicans can relate to.
Wed Oct 9, 2013, 02:06 AM
Oct 2013

Theirs are inflamed from repeatedly sticking their head up their ass.

TahitiNut

(71,611 posts)
13. Makes sense.
Wed Oct 9, 2013, 02:15 AM
Oct 2013

I can deal with hemmorhoids daily and get relief. I can only deal with Congress every two years, have to depend on others to help, and rarely get relief.

 

Plucketeer

(12,882 posts)
22. Maybe we should send the R-types a complimentary tube of Preparation H
Wed Oct 9, 2013, 01:13 PM
Oct 2013

Advise them to swab it on their foreheads.

mimi85

(1,805 posts)
14. I was a bit surprised
Wed Oct 9, 2013, 02:29 AM
Oct 2013

when he was on the Bill Maher show last Friday. He was relatively quiet (for him). I thought for sure he and Mr. TeaParty would have gotten into it. Although Bill hardly lets anyone get a word in. He's been kind of annoying lately - at least to me. I think he needs some new writers.

pacalo

(24,721 posts)
15. They're afraid of Grayson because they know he doesn't have the patience for liars & con men.
Wed Oct 9, 2013, 02:36 AM
Oct 2013

He tells it like it is.
Hemorrhoids, toenail fungus, dog poop, cockroaches, & pot-holes are regarded more positively than congress.

 

Plucketeer

(12,882 posts)
23. Grayson doesn't sip the same
Wed Oct 9, 2013, 01:36 PM
Oct 2013

money-flavored Kool-Ade that the Rethugs do. This allows his brain to think with objective reason and ration - something the other side lives in mortal fear of. We get to SEE that fear in how Grayson was boxed in with rhetoric. Put a "box" over the poo, and it simply doesn't exist!

ffr

(22,670 posts)
16. This man is a living legend.
Wed Oct 9, 2013, 02:55 AM
Oct 2013

A roll model and a truly likeable good guy.

I'll be donating to his cause.

florida08

(4,106 posts)
18. Congressman Grayson you are a treasure
Wed Oct 9, 2013, 07:27 AM
Oct 2013

Not only has the dignity of the House been called into question it's virtually non existent. See they have to actually start throwing dog poo before they care.

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