Santa Clause Is A Black Man

[lame54]

Akim: Hey, you want to hear something that’s out of sight?
You know what I found out last night?
It’s when Mama turned out the light.
I went in the living room to see
What’s the noise that woke up me
And I saw him by the Christmas tree.

Santa Claus is a black man, Santa Claus is a black man
And he’s handsome like my daddy too
Santa Claus is a black man, Santa Claus is a black man
And I found out, that’s why I’m telling you.

Mama must have met Santa Claus before
(Cause she started dancing all over the floor) - Possible lyric
(And I saw his face at the door.) - Possible lyric

Santa Claus is a black man, Santa Claus is a black man
And he’s handsome like my daddy too
Santa Claus is a black man, Santa Claus is a black man
And I found out, that’s why I’m telling you.

(Spoken section):

Akim: Daddy?

Daddy: Yes, Akimmy?

Akim: Do you know what happened last night?

Daddy: What happened, Akim?

Akim: Well, I saw Santa Claus, and do you know what?

Daddy: What, Akimmy?

Akim: He looked a lot like you. He was handsome...

Daddy: I can dig it.

Akim: He was black...

Daddy: Right on.

Akim: He had an Afro, he was really out of sight. Now I’m going to tell everybody that I saw Santa.

Daddy: Well, that’s pretty cool.

Akim and Chorus: Santa Claus is a black man, Santa Claus is a black man
And he’s handsome like my daddy too
Santa Claus is a black man, Santa Claus is a black man
And I found out, that’s why I’m telling you.

[RoccoR5955]

1. I'll go one better, he's a Communist!

Why do you sit there so strange?
Is it because you are beautiful?
You must think you are deranged
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?

You must think Santa Clause weird
He has long hair and a beard
Giving his presents for free
Why do police guys mess with peace guys?

Let's get Santa Clause 'cause;
Santa Clause has a red suit
He's a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What's in the pipe that he's smoking?

Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night.
He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?