Combine MITT with APRIL FOOL'S DAY and you get one zany, wacky mash-up. He's almost HUMAN!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/01/mitt-romney-april-fools-day-joke_n_1395191.html

His staff warned him not to expect a big crowd. That was an understatement.

Finally, it was time for Romney and Johnson to step into the room.

"The two of us go out there, and it's completely empty. There's nobody there," a smiling Romney said when his staff later brought him to the right room, where supporters had gathered, upstairs.

"Not only do they do that, but they caught it on camera," Romney said. "This is known as forgive, but remember."

[wendylaroux]

1. I wonder

what neut or rick would have done.

Chairs flying,tables turned over?