Republican Bill Bans Jellyfish-Human Hybrids

[WhoIsNumberNone]

A Georgia Republican legislator introduced a bill he said would ban the mixing of human and jellyfish embryos — even though he doesn’t know if it’s actually happening in his state...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/19/georgia-jellyfish-embryo_n_6714088.html

[louis-t]

1. What friggin planet are these people from?

[hobbit709]

2. Planet Bozone.

[JHB]

3. And ignore the jellyfish commando gap? It's treason! Treaon, I tell you!

[Half-Century Man]

4. When I first clicked on the OP

I expected to see a story around some republican nitwit's bill against Human/ Aquatic life-form marriage. Hoping to head off what, in his mind, seemed like the next logical past gay marriage.

I get here to find my supposition, the less ludicrous explanation.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

11. I STILL expect to hear a followup of this guy arrested at the beach....

...."caught in a jam" if you get my drift.

[Half-Century Man]

13. It might not be the police. Could be the Coroner.

There are about 4 species of jellyfish that are touch toxic and (if memory serves) one that can build an electrical charge.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

14. Don't tell him then. Tell him it's the ultimate in slimy, goopy, slurpy pleasure....

His piddler will look like it was attacked by a swarm of killer bees and someone treated it by pouring on a whole bottle of Liquid Heat.

[Half-Century Man]

15. Thank you for that lovely mental image that will take between 12-48 oz of alcohol to wash away.

Can't we just wish he gets hit by a car? Seems kinder.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

16. He doesn't deserve kindness.

[OilemFirchen]

5. "... or we're gonna be chasing our tails."

[packman]

6. Well, it's about time

that Jellyfish/human stuff has got to stop. Next thing it will be Peanut butter/human mixing and God knows where that will lead - Peanut butter Jellyfish people?

[gregcrawford]

7. God help us all...

... the people that voted this witless waste of skin into office are also allowed to breed indiscriminately. I mean, it IS Georgia we're talking about, where men are men and heifers are nervous, but this is over the high side and into the rhubarb even for them! Sweet Jesus, what is to become of us? I need a drink...

[Spitfire of ATJ]

12. "I need a drink..."

Perfect.

"Sex On The Beach" uses peaches.

[V0ltairesGh0st]

8. -_-

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[A Simple Game]

9. I think we should support this man's efforts.

I see no down side to his spending all of his time on this. The more time he spends trying to eliminate this problem he found watching late night movies the less time he spends actually hurting people.

[Politicalboi]

10. So the un-science party is now

Full of scientists.

[bayareaboy]

17. Out here in Placer County...

In the mountains of the gold area, we have lots of folks that look like humano-jellyfish hybrids. I always thought that they might be just RePUGs, then I found out that they are intermingled with 51, Jefferson state freaks and Tea-Bagger whimps.

A new monster at every curve in the road.

[LeftishBrit]

18. Too late - Nick Clegg already exists!