This Parody Perfectly Nails Every Jade Helm Conspiracy Theory Video

[DonViejo]

What's more sinister than FEMA death camps? Some black tarps and a chain-link fence.

Just in time for the Wednesday kickoff of "Jade Helm 15," a YouTube user under the handle Get Right America posted an amazing parody of the breathless, Humvee-tracking conspiracy theorists who are suspicious of the U.S. military training exercise.

The videographer filmed himself driving around the parking lot of a Sam's Club in San Angelo, Texas in a nod to one of the wilder "Jade Helm 15" conspiracy theories about its parent company, Wal-Mart. There, he found a potential hiding spot for "ninjas that can take our guns" and trucks that obviously must belong to the Knights Templar.

Watch below:

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http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/best-jade-helm-parody-ever

[zebonaut]

1. Who said its a parody; this guys for real... LOL

[AlbertCat]

7. Don't forget:

[TygrBright]

2. heeheehee... Thanks for posting. I SO needed a giggle this morning. n/t

[Oneironaut]

3. Didn't the main source of these rumors also say that the Hadron Collider is a portal to hell?

So much herp derp. I bet they think dragons eat the moon every time it grows back.

[AlbertCat]

6. I bet they think dragons eat the moon every time it grows back.

Don't be ridiculous!


But the moon landing was fake.


And of course.... the tide goes in.... the tide goes out....how does that work? Huh?









(see...you don't even have to resort to mythology or make things up! We're doomed!)

[Spitfire of ATJ]

4. Watch the woman next to him struggling to keep a straight face.

[63splitwindow]

5. HaHaHa...

too bad he didn't throw in something about "The Donald" or Ted Cruz. This represents a critical part of their core demographic!

[LiberalElite]

8. Knights Templar??

I thought they were wiped out in the Inquisition.

[oldandhappy]

9. what a hoot! Thanks.

[Thinkingabout]

10. This guy needs to keep his day job, he would not make the onion. Even this guy knows it

is crap. Maybe he is sending this to Gov. Abbott and the other morons who thought this was going to be an invasion in Texas.

[calimary]

11. LOVE it!

"You're not gonna wanna be here when Jesus comes!" "But y'need to come on down here and check it out! It's all RIGHT HERE!!!"

But what if He comes back while you've come on down there to check things out?