Jon Stewart's Not Going Out Without Ruining Your Faith In Humanity

[WhoIsNumberNone]

[sarge43]

1. They drive cars, vote, reproduce

One would think they're normal; then, they start talking.

[immoderate]

2. It's true! Wackos DON'T KNOW that they're wackos!

--imm

[jberryhill]

3. How much semen is Starbucks using, and where are they getting it?

I'm thinking Starbucks paid him under the table for the advertising.

[tclambert]

8. I'm picturing some sort of sweatshop with illegal immigrants forced to . . .

you know. Sure, at first it sounds like a great job, but after four hours, you would start to remember those warnings in the Cialis commercials.

[abakan]

4. Has he ever tasted semen?

Not in my coffee please.

[Scootaloo]

5. "...What's going on in that head of yours?"

I damn near died from laughing.

[Old Crow]

6. Wow. Just wow. (N/T)

[Pharaoh]

7. Kicking for later

[jtuck004]

9. Semen flavored Starbucks. I had not heard that one. n/t

[Scalded Nun]

10. whackachino