Pic Of The Moment: Republicans Suffer Premature Warjaculation

[EarlG]

Iran detains 2 U.S. Navy boats, 10 sailors

Rubio (warning: Newsmax)

Cruz (warning: Breitbart)

Trump (warning: Trump)

Huckabee (warning: Breitbart)

Iran frees U.S. sailors captured in Persian Gulf

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[SoapBox]

1. K & R!

(Yes...got in the first K & R! )

[FairWinds]

2. Did the US ever release the Iranian diplomats . .

it seized (and probably tortured) in Iraq?

Veterans For Peace

[Fantastic Anarchist]

15. We don't have to 'cause we're exceptional.

Membership has its privileges.

[stonecutter357]

3. K&R!

[sinkingfeeling]

4. They didn't get their war on. So sad.

[Human101948]

5. Meet the Press question: What would you have done to get those sailors back?

Boots on the ground? Carpet bombing? Nuclear holocaust?

[NoMoreRepugs]

6. Premature Warjaculation - Priceless!!!

The narrative on Fox today should be interesting on how a diplomatic phone call versus
some sort of attack proves how weak we are because of Obama - probably because real men use guns not the spoken word to achieve results or some such nonsense.

[roguevalley]

7. give the meatballs a gun and a row boat. Fuckers. Show us what ya got.

[Initech]

8. Where's Mr. Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran when you need him?

[Spitfire of ATJ]

22. Both he and Lindsay looked depressed during the SOTU.

[lamp_shade]

9. Excellent.

[stopwastingmymoney]

10. That may be your best one ever nt

[bulloney]

11. This should yell loud and clear on the "shoot first/ask questions later" instincts of these 4 clowns

It's this knee-jerk response to global affairs that has gotten us into the messes we're addressing and paying for in dollars and lives. This incompetence applies to things in addition to foreign affairs for these jerks, right Donald "four bankruptcies" Trump?

I don't know why Huckabee is even in this discussion. He's been irrelevant in this race since his announced candidacy.

These four stooges want this country to fail under this POTUS so badly. They'd rather portray themselves as the dolts they are to appease their bases instead of trying to do what's right for this country.

[Sanity Claws]

12. I wonder what these jokers have to say now that all 10 have been

Released.

Crickets.

[ejbr]

13. Oopsie doopsie! n/t

[Fantastic Anarchist]

14. Hilarious ...

[KansDem]

16. Time for some GOP congressional investigations over this matter!

I would say, oh, eight individual investigations costing millions of dollars. That should do it!

[rladdi]

30. Yes and the Republicans keep telling us how much debt Obama has created. They have created more

in Congress and have nothing to show for it. Like voting on Obamacare over 60 times. costing millions for each vote they take.

[dae]

17. DA Repubs, no they can't beat their chests and

talk about how many nukes they would drop after taking the oath of office.

[blm]

18. One of your all time BESTEST, Mr. EarlG. Granted….they made it so damn easy.

; )

[Elmer S. E. Dump]

19. Please pardon my french: Fucking morons.

Is any one tallying, categorizing, and saving these crazy ass answers?

[yuiyoshida]

20. K&R

Republican idiots. Oxymoron?

[bulloney]

28. Your phrase, "Republican idiots" may be redundant, but it's not an oxymoron.

An oxymoron is a phrase that appears to contradict itself.

[yuiyoshida]

34. Redundant works

[rocktivity]

21. Maybe we should send Kerry to Oregon

rocktivity

[awoke_in_2003]

23. I assume Iran had some beef

then the adults on both sides talked about it. What a novel concept

[Feeling the Bern]

24. Wow, talk about blowing your load way too early. Political Viagra might help

So would a cure for foot in mouth disease.

BTW, who cares what Shumuckabee says!

[onehandle]

25. Darn! The sailors didn't die!*

Rinse Penis, at RNC HQ, probably.

[HassleCat]

26. And the Iranians were so reasonable

They were kind of like, "We got a little excited, but it was clear they got lost, so no harm, no foul." We need to carpet bomb them before they can make our Republican candidates look bad again.

[BlueMTexpat]

27. Diplomacy triumphs again

without the loss of a single life. Congratulations to both Prez O and SoS Kerry!

[rladdi]

29. Amazing to hear the GOP candidates wanted to go to war immediately. At least we

know their mind sets. Never talk or negotiate, just bomb, bomb, bomb. Is this what we want in our next leader? I am hoping the voters are smarter than the GOP is.

[ck4829]

31. I guess they really thought this was going to be their opportunity for Iran Hostages II

Who was going to be the first to secretly negotiate for their release in exchange for missiles?

[yellowcanine]

32. Farsi Island is the New Benghazi! Kerry needs to release the emails!

[L. Coyote]

33. LOL and yet not funny. That suble difference between "laughing at ...

[turbinetree]

35. These guys remind me of the ......................

megalomaniacs in the movie who has the launch codes and everyone of these twits would have these codes, I just wonder who there side kick would be if they get elected , then the country would have two megalomaniacs with launch codes-------------------------that is scary

Honk ----------------------------- for a political revolution Bernie 2016