Trump Coldcocks Romney A Day Before His Big Presser LOLz

[tomm2thumbs]

Donald Trump launched a preemptive strike on Mitt Romney‘s big speech tomorrow with a video out tonight calling him out for being not-so conservative in the first place. Mitt has already been handed his a** he hasn't even stepped up to the mic yet....

A day late and a dollar short in the Presidential race -- that's our Mitt!!!

[Raster]

1. POPCORN FOR EVERYONE...

[morningfog]

3. I'm settled in for the show.

[morningfog]

2. This is really something. It looks like drumpf thinks mitt's

Gonna run.

That can't be mitt's announcement can it? Mitt will have missed getting on half the state ballots. Would the plan be a floor fight or an early knock out? Bizzaro world on that side.

[Raster]

4. Well, the GOP Governors have already had at least one emergency...

...conference call to discuss the "Trump situation."

When you consider the GOP, add in the Teapublicans, Sarah Palin, Chris Christie, Mittens and the Donald, it does sound like Rinse Penis and the kids are going a bit cra-cra.

DEFINITELY, POPCORN FOR EVERYONE!

We live in THE MOST INTERESTING OF TIMES.

Yummmm....

[2naSalit]

5. The Drumpf strikes, oh noooo look oooout!

[TrollBuster9090]

8. "No, I don't have any Blue Oyser Cult..."

...I ate 34 pairs last time around. Where were you? I was THIS CLOSE to working at 7/11, ya know..."

[Turborama]

6. At first glance I thought you said "cuckolds".

I wouldn't put anything past Drumpf at this stage.

[Make7]

7. Huh? Hasn't Trump held many of those positions at one time?

Pro-choice. In favor of universal healthcare. Pro-TARP bank bailouts.

He may not have ever been in favor of amnesty but he has hired undocumented immigrants, supported the DREAM act, and said Mitt's "crazy policy of self deportation" cost him votes in 2012.

I don't think he's ever voiced a belief in human caused climate change - in fact he goes far enough in the other direction (calling it a "hoax&quot that his views would be detrimental in a general election.

The ads practically write themselves.