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[EarlG]

Exclusive: Trump says he thought being president would be easier than his old life

Transcript of AP interview with Trump

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[47of74]

1. Fornicate him.

Orange Paraquat probably thought that he was just supposed to get dressed up, wave, and sign stuff with that dumbass signature of his. And he probably thought everyone was gonna kiss his orange backside and treat him like the North Koreans treat their own Dear Leader.

[Phentex]

2. I remember thinking this would be tough for him...

having to be ON a schedule, required to show up, and unable to have his secretary clear his schedule whenever he felt like it. You know, he actually has to work.

I take some satisfaction in his discomfort.

[47of74]

18. I remember thinking on Jan 20...

....that in some ways Mrs. Clinton had to have been a little bit relieved that she wasn't the one taking the oath. I know she was probably feared what fornicate head would do to this country, but at the same time probably relieved that she wasn't going to spend the next four or eight years on the hot seat with the likes of Jason Chapped Ass on her case all the time. She got to go back to a semi-private life after the election, to spend time with the family - especially the grand kiddos, something she wouldn't have had much time for had she been elected. She doesn't have to face the endless barrage, doesn't have to actually work now and can enjoy retirement. Meanwhile fornicate head finds out that the Presidency is an actual JOB, and that not everyone on Earth thinks he's hot shit.

[3catwoman3]

27. I thought that as well.

I hope she is enjoying life.

[LOL Lib]

15. Lil Donnie Le Douche is more like an organophosphate insecticide than a herbicide.

Than Paraguat.

[PatSeg]

3. Some days it is hard to believe

he really says these bizarre things. Hopefully, people won't get used to it and think it is normal.

[Initech]

4. Oh god Trump drives?

I picture him as the biggest road rager on the planet. "You're a stupid loser, OK!!! Get the fuck off the road!"

[mopinko]

7. finally a bright side to this whole shit show.

getting that asshole off the road.

i would bet real money that he couldnt pass the drivers test anymore.

[Initech]

22. That's a pretty safe bet!

I would bet he probably wouldn't read the DMV manuals, or even have the patience required to sit in the DMV lobby in order to take the test.

[progressoid]

11. I'm guessing that Jerry Seinfeld isn't going to do an episode with Trump like he did with Obama...

[Initech]

20. "This coffee is too hot!! Starbucks - you're fired!"

Though Trump isn't cool enough to go on a show like that anyways. He'd get destroyed by Zach Galaifinakis on "Between Two Ferns".

[Fritz Walter]

13. "Vroom - vroom!!"

[LOL Lib]

17. So much winning!

[47of74]

19. I wish replies had like/recommend buttons

Cause I'd give this reply some loving then.

[Auntie Bush]

38. Who said he can't drive?

This is a photo of the last time he did.

[not fooled]

5. Hey, look on the bright side

The car keys were taken away from Grampy.

Now we just need to take away the Presidency before he crashes that.

[Gothmog]

6. K&R

[UltravioletDingo]

8. Who in their right mind

thinks being president is easy? I continue to be dumbfounded by this man's astonishing ignorance and generally low mental capacity.

[GreenEyedLefty]

36. Because the black guy did it.

If the black guy did it, it must be easy, right?

Typical racist dog whistle.

[underpants]

9. Tears of a clown

[sheshe2]

10. Whine whine whine.

[LittleGirl]

12. Whiny LITTLE BITCH, THAT IS ALL eom.

[niyad]

14. hey, douche boy, even george the lesser figured out that "being president is hard work"

you clueless, hate-filled, ignorant piece of filth.

[whathehell]

16. This could be a promising development..

If he's really unhappy, he might leave office voluntarily.--.Resign!...How's that for a happy thought?

It works for me!


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[randr]

21. The lsos has too much invested in being the "donald"

He will never be able to assume the Presidency as a persona or a real job.

[90-percent]

23. Whaat's the problem?

Congress should pass a bill to allow him to drive. Let the poor overworked guardian of American values have a little fun time.

-90%

[packman]

24. He thought it would be Sooooo ez because -

Obama made it look so easy

[3catwoman3]

29. Excellent...

...point!

[yuiyoshida]

25. Yeah!! its THE DEMOCRATS FAULT HE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!!!

[Honeycombe8]

26. Yu mean "it's more complicated" and "who knew?" As for driving...

I find it hard to believe he drove around on his own. One of the best known billionaires in the world driving around NY on his own? Nah. I don't buy it. I think he probably had a driver who doubled as a bodyguard.

[Still In Wisconsin]

28. Face like a shitflap... I just can't get over how UGLY Trump is.

It's almost like he's trying.

[Xipe Totec]

30. Poor baby! You can resign, you know... nt

[tclambert]

31. Don't worry, Donald. Your future life will be easier.

In federal prison, they will make a lot of the decisions for you. You may not get to play golf as much, though.

[YOHABLO]

32. This is very telling in that he didn't think through what the job actually entailed.

He's definitely got mental issues. Gee I feel real safe here.

[orangecrush]

33. How the hell could this ever happen?

What a complete asshole.

He is the supreme asshole standard.

[stonecutter357]

34. He's a grower not a shower !

[bucolic_frolic]

35. Let's count 'em down, 100 days at a time

hopefully there won't be too many

[Demtexan]

37. Didn't President Obama go out and eat.

Dump knows nobody likes him.

[PatrickforO]

39. Donald, I have a great idea!

RESIGN. Then you can go back to the life you love, grabbing people, making deals with Russia, going bankrupt periodically, and of course, giving Howard Stern interviews. You bet!

I would COMPLETELY endorse this idea!

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DonCoquixote]

40. the next time I sure someone talking about privilege

as if it does not exist, the rest of us can point to Donald Trump. Even more so than dumb old W., He illustrates the fact that America will hand itself over to an incompetent fool if he happens to be rich, white, male, and Christian. Let's face it, Trump didn't even fill the last one. If he is going to whine about getting a job that he literally had to fight the entire Republican Party to get, he does not deserve any sympathy, but we know that the weak brain to portion of our country is going to be keeping tons of it upon him the way they shovel coal into a furnace.

[Ilsa]

41. The real message: "I don't know what I'm doing, and

I'm getting tired of the mean things they are saying about me."

[OBenario4]

42. Great to see the "progressives" of America all united against Trump at DU.

It would be good if they all showed the same kind of support for leftist and progressist leaders worldwide. Sometimes it looks like that a fascist neoliberal is good enough to rule some countries of Latin America, but not good enough to be president of the United States.

[hrmjustin]

43. you just got here. How do you know how DU feels about progressive leaders?

[OBenario4]

44. I couldn't recover my old account (OBenario) after the vandalization of DU.

But I had seen several times people here criticizing the Latin American left and showing support for neoliberal/right-wingers candidates and political leaders in this part of the world.

[hrmjustin]

45. Criticism of South American governments are welcomed here.

No matter who runs the government.

[OBenario4]

46. I know.

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."

[hrmjustin]

47. I don't see anyone laughing.

[OBenario4]

48. But you will if you start paying attention to some speeches around here n/t

[hrmjustin]

49. What do you mean?

[OBenario4]

50. I recall seeing a lot of support...

... for right-wingers here, especially in discussions about Latin American elections and politics. Chávez, Evo Morales, Rafael Correa, Lula, Dilma, Lugo, etc., were oftenly treated as corrupted monsters and righ-wing dirtbags such as Capriles, Santos, Michel Temer almost portrayed as heroes.

[hrmjustin]

51. Well there is a lot of criticism of the Venezuelan government.

Other than that I can't really speak to that.