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(10,495 posts)He should have been hit and burned by that shite!
Hieronymus
(6,039 posts)Maggiemayhem
(811 posts)That shit should not be done in a residential area.
WePurrsevere
(24,259 posts)is inconsiderate of neighborhoods and apparently to them nothing says 'I love America' more than walking all over on and wiping your butt and 'junk' with, our American flag.
mikeyDE
(31 posts)wept
DK504
(3,847 posts)Was that a sexual act inpublic? I think I'm going to puke.
byronius
(7,395 posts)Draped around his neck, he brandished it at us as if it was an offensive token.
They're all like that. The American flag is their penis, their paper towel, their bikini -- because they think they love it more than we do. They don't understand it, not at all, not the history, not the meaning; but it gives them fuzzy mommy-feelings, and so they know they feel it more than we do.
True desecration.
Raster
(20,998 posts)Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)or at least for White House advisors.
rgbecker
(4,832 posts)or commit suicide?
irisblue
(32,981 posts)Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)of course, I wouldn't do something like that, but it plays well in my imagination!
Plucketeer
(12,882 posts)LuckyLib
(6,819 posts)couldn't do.
jayschool2013
(2,312 posts)I'm pretty sure that's when he climaxed.
underpants
(182,829 posts)forgotmylogin
(7,530 posts)Centuries of scholars debating, heroes fighting, and soldiers dying all so this patriotic man has the freedom to use a flag as underwear and pretend he's some kind of superhero with rocket-launching fists.
kacekwl
(7,017 posts)I'm pretty sure he spends his free time drinking beer and playing video games. Hasn't read a book since see spot run and drives him a big o'l pick um up. Sadly that's 'murica these days.
irisblue
(32,981 posts)SethH
(170 posts)The Polack MSgt
(13,190 posts)Redneck shenanigans, it's no wonder your roman candle multi launchers fell apart son - People with $500+k homes ain't got the experience needed for full-on hill country gunpowder fueled idiocy.
Marie Marie
(9,999 posts)and no, I'm not referring to his um, er, "outfit".
Renew Deal
(81,861 posts)All Awesome
tomhagen
(3,604 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)Wouldn't you love to be this guy's neighbor?
crim son
(27,464 posts)Why is everybody assuming he is? Honest question. I mean, isn't he smoking a cigar?
Tell me it isn't real.
flying-skeleton
(697 posts)Moral Compass
(1,521 posts)Socks and a speedo and a dew rag... all american flags. What next? American flag toilet paper and condoms? WTF?
This douche is lucky none of that went wrong and put him in the hospital.
rwsanders
(2,606 posts)in the '70's for "desecrating the flag" by wearing US flag patches on their jeans.
Now we're down to THIS!!!
The other thing I remember about the right is trying to ram the words "Situational Ethics" down the throat of any liberal they met and
Now we're down to THIS!!!