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TrollBuster9090

(5,955 posts)
Wed Aug 9, 2017, 09:10 PM Aug 2017

Flatulent Hungarian Bullshit Artist With A Mail-Order PhD Compares Trump To JFK.

With the obvious exception of Trump, there is no bigger assclown in the White House than Sebastian Gorka. The man has more puff in his C.V. than the Hindenburg.

He tried to get a job working for the Hungarian government, but they wouldn't give him a security clearance, and fired him for lying about his 'close ties' to Britain's MI-5 and MI-6. He weaseled his way into a job at the Marine Corps University by getting his father in law to fund a chair for him. (Lesson learned! Sometimes it's not a good idea to take something, even when it's free! Thanks a lot Marine University for giving credibility to a CHAOS villain from 'Get Smart.')

That fake position, along with his fake PhD from Corvinus University in Budapest (notice the number of times Steve Doocey makes a point of calling him 'Dr. Gorka') got him a talking head job at Fox News. And, as we know, the only 'experts' that Trump even knows exist are the ones he sees on Fox News. So, naturally, he hired him as his counterterrorism expert.

At the end of the interview, Gorka mentions that everybody should stand behind Trump because "everybody stood behind JFK during the Cuban Missile Crisis." Since Dr. Goatee makes a living out of saying stuff that's only partly true, I guess that qualifies. The whole nation stood behind JFK during the Cuban Missile Crisis, but people of HIS ilk stood behind him with a hunting rifle and blew his brains out.

PLEASE, let's not compare Trump to JFK. The gussets in JFK's shorts had more brains than Trump.


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Flatulent Hungarian Bullshit Artist With A Mail-Order PhD Compares Trump To JFK. (Original Post) TrollBuster9090 Aug 2017 OP
Did you write this? It's a thing of beauty. K&R. ck4829 Aug 2017 #1
I wrote it, but feel free to spread it around. TrollBuster9090 Aug 2017 #2
I watch a lot of foreign television madaboutharry Aug 2017 #3
Yes, and sometimes he even wears the black TURTLENECK under his jacket. TrollBuster9090 Aug 2017 #4
The guy is like the douchiest Bond villain ever! Docreed2003 Aug 2017 #5
willbburrr bora13 Aug 2017 #6
Every one and every thing on FOX NEWS... yuiyoshida Aug 2017 #7
Oh, yes not fooled Aug 2017 #8
Why is he not in prison? dalton99a Aug 2017 #9
"You're no Jack Kennedy" Donald..... Biggles53 Aug 2017 #10
In HIS case, we can even say.... TrollBuster9090 Aug 2017 #11
Donnie Dumb-Ass...... SergeStorms Aug 2017 #12

TrollBuster9090

(5,955 posts)
2. I wrote it, but feel free to spread it around.
Wed Aug 9, 2017, 09:16 PM
Aug 2017

Why McMaster didn't get rid of this clown is beyond me. Apparently he STILL doesn't have a security clearance. Probably Jarod doesn't either.

madaboutharry

(40,216 posts)
3. I watch a lot of foreign television
Wed Aug 9, 2017, 09:20 PM
Aug 2017

Gorka looks like the villain in Norwegian and Swedish police shows. It's like the producers want someone to play the Neo-Nazi/bank robber/corrupt politician and saw his picture and heard him talk and said "That's the guy!"

TrollBuster9090

(5,955 posts)
4. Yes, and sometimes he even wears the black TURTLENECK under his jacket.
Wed Aug 9, 2017, 09:24 PM
Aug 2017

That's the official dress code of TV-movie villains of the 90s. (ie-Alan Richman in 'Diehard.') So, I'd always assumed he decided on his career goals by watching those movies. Apparently he intended to be an ACTOR, and act those kinds of roles; but only managed to be a fake terrorism expert inside a fake Presidency.

Docreed2003

(16,869 posts)
5. The guy is like the douchiest Bond villain ever!
Wed Aug 9, 2017, 09:30 PM
Aug 2017

(Full disclosure, I stole that line from Dean Obeidallah. Heard that on his show tonight on my way home and cracked up!

bora13

(860 posts)
6. willbburrr
Wed Aug 9, 2017, 10:30 PM
Aug 2017

Grreeetttings willbburrr

just a little unknown fact that
people are hearing visa-vie gorky.

he was mr. ed's voice.

not fooled

(5,801 posts)
8. Oh, yes
Wed Aug 9, 2017, 10:37 PM
Aug 2017

Excellent expose. And, I'll say once again:

Seb Gorka: fake Ph.D. but genuine Nazi.

A national embarrassment. If Barack Obama or Hillary had hired this fraud, the RWNJs would have had a meltdown.

Staggering hypocrisy.



p.s. easily the most punchable face since Martin Shkreli.

TrollBuster9090

(5,955 posts)
11. In HIS case, we can even say....
Thu Aug 10, 2017, 02:35 AM
Aug 2017

"I knew Dan Quayle. Dan Quayle was a friend of mine. Mr. President, you're no Dan Quayle..."

Oh, for the good old days, when the biggest idiots in government were no worse than Dan Quayle.

SergeStorms

(19,204 posts)
12. Donnie Dumb-Ass......
Thu Aug 10, 2017, 04:00 AM
Aug 2017

"My first order as president was to renovate and modernize our nuclear arsenal. It is now far stronger and more powerful than ever before".

As if technicians dropped everything they were doing, and supplied each of our 6,800 nukes with fresh atoms and a REALLY great new coat of paint on each of them. I guess Trump thinks that just because he says something, or tweets something, that it's magically achieved overnight. They be lucky to finish that tedious re-fitting by the end of his first (and last) term.

Of course we have about 1% of Americans with the mental acuity to figure that out. The other 99% take Trump at his word, and are praising Trump's name and thanking their god for such a strong, decisive man to be president at this perilous time in history. And that's NO exaggeration.

Trump America: a nation of fools worshiping the King Fool.

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