"Joel Osteen" -- Roy Zimmerman

[madamesilverspurs]

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[nycbos]

1. To quote the great George Carlin.

"He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!”

[Equinox Moon]

2. CBS gave him a 30-min air time spot last night from 11 pm - 11:30 pm about Harvey

(It was an older talk he gave that CBS aired last night)
I think it was CBS I turned on and saw this happening. He was preaching to a packed house in his mega church. It was like a peep rally speech to bolster the victims of the flood. To me, he seems like a really good motivational speaker that centers his talking points on the bible. A motivational speaker makes people feel good about themselves.

Too bad he doesn't use the insane amount of money coming in for charity programs. They could build affordable housing in Houston for example.

Well done on the song Roy.

[Maraya1969]

3. What? I teared up when the picture of Jesus came up!

Don't know why. Maybe because the whole damn thing is so sad

[randr]

4. I hope this song becomes a lasting memory of Hurricane Harvey

[cp]

5. Well said, well sung!

And there's nothing that would make these "religious" grifters cry more than Forfeiting Their Tax-Exempt Status.

[Leith]

6. Brilliant!

How many recognized Dolly Parton's Jolene? Somehow I think she will be happy when she hears about it.

[trusty elf]

7. very good parody