Do we look handsome and thin?' Trump asks reporters during lunch with Kim

[turbinetree]

[oberliner]

1. Was that a dig at Justin Trudeau?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. No. You're ugly and fat, both of you.

You'll never be Justin Trudeau, you gross slob.

[BeyondGeography]

6. Part of the tension there is Trudeau killing Trump in the looks department

Maybe 80-90% actually. And he wouldn’t have been so eager to meet Kim if he wasn’t shorter and fatter.

Such is life with President Babyman.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. I wonder what the meeting would have been like

if Kim had been tall and handsome?

[BeyondGeography]

10. Problematic, if it happened at all

[narnian60]

8. +100

[madaboutharry]

3. He can't stop himself.

He always needs to be a jerk.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Reality distortion field

but with Trump, it only seems to have an effect on morons

[Kali]

5. WTF?

[Cascadia]

9. No Mr President....

"No Mr President, that would be impossible, these cameras are to document the proceedings..."

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. Anything but!

[Paladin]

12. You look like what you are: a fat, ignorant, self-absorbed, destructive jerk.

But thanks for asking.

[Blue Owl]

13. Ummmmm, no...

Sounds like he's fishing for some new flunkies...

[tomhagen]

14. Seriously; this is the shit that is on his tiny mind; NOT our safety from Nuclear Missiles

[lunatica]

15. Kim Jong-Un doesn't look at all pleases or comfortable

Maybe it’s just because he isn’t used to having the other asshole getting all the attention.

By the look on his face I don’t think this will go well.

[magicarpet]

16. Kim Jong-un is thinking...

.... this trDump is a fucking DOTARD, just like I said some time ago. He is a self absorbed pig worse than anyone else on this planet.

[trickyguy]

17. what an egomaniacal blowhard we have as President. There's no camera

that could make you look handsome or thin. You are a disgrace to our country
and to all the beautiful Americans who do look good.