Arab Prince Put sheep in Rolls-Royce

[salmannaseem07]

[PoliticAverse]

1. You can love your pet, just don't looooove your pet...

[spike jones]

2. I was raised in the Blue Ridge Mountains,

and have seen a pig in a Cadillac. It was an old POS Caddy, but a Cadillac none the less. Hell, I have personally moved a goat in the cab of a pickup truck.

[spike jones]

3. I was only kidding about that last part.

[spike jones]

4. Well, I should say joking about that last part.

[PoliticAverse]

5. Was the pig named Arnold?...

[spike jones]

9. So I could not figure out how to post a picture.

It was a pig in a pink dress. I think it was first date with the guy with the Caddy.

[3Hotdogs]

6. I worked for brothers. One had a pig farm and the other, a recycling-garbage business.

Recycling guy goes and buys a new Porsche.

Pig farm brother doesn't want to be outdone, so he buys a Mercedes -- $39,000. (This was in the 80's.)

In a matter of months, the Mercedes was stinking so badly that no one would ride in it with him. He ended up trading it in for a substantial loss and buying two vehicles.... a "beater" truck for the farm and a second car for general use.

Added story ---- pig farmer gets a request for audit. Takes a bunch of papers that he had in a paper bag and drives to the IRS office, along with his accountant. He goes into the cubicle and empties the contents of the bag onto the auditor's desk.

Along with the papers, a pair of soiled panties fall out onto the desk.


I forgot to ask the accountant about the results of the audit.

[dembotoz]

7. his car.....the beatles painted a rolls all kinds of crazy colors it was their car