Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 7/24/18

[Rhiannon12866]

Our President Says Don't Believe What You See And Read

Watching Stephen's monologue with the subtitles on would really stick it to Trump for suggesting Americans shouldn't believe anything they're 'seeing and reading.'




Trump Predicta Russians Will Meddle In The Midter... For Democrats!

Donald Trump admitted that there's a real threat the Russians will interfere in the midterm elections. And that he's the victim.




Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Traumatizing To Conservatives

A conservative columnist reported a 'terrifying' experience at an event featuring Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, in which horrifying subjects like healthcare and education for children were discussed. Scary!




California's Wine Is Showing Traces Of Radioactivity

Welcome to Santa Rosa Estate Vineyards. California's prominent producer of radioactive wine.

[Uncle Joe]

1. Kicked and recommended.

Thanks for the thread Rhiannon.

[Rhiannon12866]

7. Thank you! Not only is he up on the very latest news, but he's having newsworthy guests!

I think he'd be just as happy having only political guests...

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

2. As Chico Marx said

In Duck Soup, "Who are you gonna believe, me or your own eyes."

The news reader in the radioactive wines bit is Irika Sargent, who is co-anchor of the 10 o'clock news for CBS in Chicago.

[Rhiannon12866]

8. Very cool, thanks for the information!

Is that still WBBM? If that's the case, I used to be responsible for your newspaper TV listings back in the '80s - from here in New York.

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

11. Yes, the CBS affliate in Chicago is still WBBM, channel 2. n/t

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. Willfull head up the ass ignorance

[DFW]

4. I love the "Russian" interruption in the second clip

Where it says at the bottom in Russian "We Hacked You!"

[apkhgp]

5. Thanks for the translation

I would like to be able to hack into some computers in Russia and then see what Putin thinks of that.

[DFW]

6. You can be sure

The first thing they did BEFORE hacking us was to set up formidable defenses against us hacking them back.

[Rhiannon12866]

10. Thanks for translating!

That actually made me laugh!

[progressoid]

9. rec!