Seth Meyers - Beto O'Rourke's Dental Cleaning, Jeff Bezos' Romantic Texts - Monologue - 1/10/19

[Rhiannon12866]

Seth's Favorite Jokes of the Week: Trump's Shutdowns, The Bird Box Challenge

Seth's favorite jokes from the week of January 7.

[dem4decades]

1. Beto's decision to broadcast his dental exam has taken him

Of my preferred list. Sorry but it did.

[Rhiannon12866]

2. That decision doesn't make much sense to me, either.

It doesn't show him in his best light and there are people out there who have a phobia about visiting the dentist.

[dem4decades]

3. I don't get it. Bad decision, i was all in for him over Cruz

But not what i want for the candidate for President. Maybe he should season for a while.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. I don't get it, either.

The entire country loved the guy - and nobody will admit to liking Ted Cruz!

[luvallpeeps]

5. So I guess you'll skip Tulsi's pap smear?

We have a possible Russian asset in the white house now, so examining candidates orifices might not be that bad an idea. Let's find the problems before we elect them.

[smirkymonkey]

6. I love Beto, but what was he thinking?

Dumb move.