Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 2/14/19

[Rhiannon12866]

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[suffragette]

1. "Or a President with any values." Nailed it.

[trusty elf]

2. I wonder if it was intentional on Colbert's part

that he said "seek higher, seek higher".

[Rhiannon12866]

3. Having followed Colbert since The Daily Show - I have no doubt about it!

He loves language - and uses it to his advantage every single night! Good catch!