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DeathToTheOil

(1,124 posts) Sun Jan 8, 2012, 01:04 AM Jan 2012

What Would The Candidates Rather Be Doing?

Real answers...

Romney: I'd just drop the pretense and marry six more women.

Santorum: Presiding over Mass at St. Peter's in Rome.

Paul: Try to figure out why so many people actually support me!

Gingrich: #@&% @&%$# @#$%!

Perry: Am I still here? If so, why?

Huntsman: I am here! No, really, I AM!

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What Would The Candidates Rather Be Doing? (Original Post) DeathToTheOil Jan 2012 OP

Santorum: Staring into bedroom windows making sure no one is Angry Dragon Jan 2012 #1

Angry Dragon

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1. Santorum: Staring into bedroom windows making sure no one is

Reply to DeathToTheOil (Original post)

Sun Jan 8, 2012, 02:53 AM

Jan 2012

doing anything he would not do.
Because he knows all the approved ways to have sex.

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