Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 9/19/19

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America's Greatest Security Risk: Donald Trump's Mouth

The President is denying any wrongdoing after a whistleblower sounded the alarm about an inappropriate promise Trump may have made to a foreign leader.




Trump Whines To Reporters About Obama's Netflix And Book Deals

Asked by reporters about conflicts of interest that have profited his personal businesses, the President tried to deflect criticism onto his predecessor Barack Obama.




Canada Erupts Over Justin Trudeau Brownface Scandal

For one day, America doesn't have the most embarrassing leader on this continent.




Meanwhile... Navy Confirms Existence Of UFOs

Meanwhile... the U.S. Navy has confirmed the presence of UFOs in footage shot by their pilots, vindicating the work of former Blink-182 guitarist Tom DeLonge and members of his To the Stars Academy of Arts & Science.




$20 Bill Almost Escapes From Donald Trump's Back Pocket

Sweet glorious freedom was almost at hand for a rogue $20 bill that tried to escape from the President's suit pants.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

1. "It's not us this time!"

Thanks!

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2. Bull Semen Projectiles: What tribute band? n/t