Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 2/10/20

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A Vengeful Trump Strikes Out At His Enemies, Fires Vindman & Sondland During "Friday Night Massacre"

On Friday, the President kicked off a post-acquittal purge of his administration, firing impeachment witnesses Amb. Gordon Sondland and Lt. Alexander Vindman.




Introducing The President Trump Foundation Line

Now you too can have that same extreme radiant look as the commander-in-chief.

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1. the make up applicator...

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2. hilarious monologue

thanks!

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3. Excellent, as usual

You have to know that your clever offerings deserve their own OPs!

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4. Hi sweet one! At first glance I took it to be his foundation line as in girdles and corsets..

😝🤣
God knows he in dire need.

How you be? Waitin' for spring?

Love you!

[Rhiannon12866]

5. Hello, my friend!

And from your lips to God's ears! I'd give anything for an end to bad weather - we're in serious snow country here! Last Friday was the worst so far, an ice storm followed by more snow - there were power outages in the vicinity and roads closed because of downed trees! Tomorrow is supposed to be more of the same, rescheduled an appointment I had - I cannot wait for Spring!

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6. I heard, and catch the weather reports up in the North. Yikes.

Been here 35 yrs. this month. Do not miss the winter weather that"s predominant up in N.E.

We do get ice in lieu of snow at times more often. That's a real drag. Don't know why. Something about a wedge. I say it's a wedgie!

Love to you and all of yours. 💙

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7. Awww, thanks so much!

My grandmother moved to NC at 84, she'd had quite enough of Northeastern weather. I actually thought of joining her, at times like this I wish that I had...

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8. You can still.. 😊

😍

Dobrĕ noç...🌠

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9. It really was a beautiful area, Western NC, near Ashevlle

And I met so many of her friends there, progressives, all of them!

And my other grandmother, (the Polish one) always said "Go spać!"

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10. Baba sez:

"idź spać teraz, sprinkie!"

I'm here with dogga walking all over me and licking her soft piggy toy into oblivion.

Gonna pay for this all nighter later. Whatta juvenile I yam.

Dobré deń, paní!

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11. Awwww! Dobr deń, pan!

I never learned to read the words like my mother did (she and her sister went to classes after school to learn to read and write Polish!). But I can read that! Dziękujębardzo!