Pic Of The Moment: RNC Announces Replacement Convention Location

[EarlG]

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[LoveMyCali]

1. tRump

would refuse to wear a face mask.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. Leave him there. . . . nt

[moonscape]

15. Without the space suit n/t

[tclambert]

19. Let him have a spacesuit, and a survival manual telling him how to make his own oxygen

and grow potatoes, etc. All he has to do is read the manual and follow the instructions. Just read the manual, Donald. Read it. Read. You tore it up already, didn't you? Were you trying to start a fire? On the Moon?

No! Don't open your helmet! You think it makes you look weak? Listen, even Donald Trump can't breathe vacuum. Oh, nobody tells Donald Trump what he can or can't do? Even if Susan Collins expresses concern? Okay, then. Buh-bye.

[sop]

3. Moscow would work, too. Putin doesn't allow much protest, and Mitch, Rand, Lindsey and the rest

of the Kompromat Klan would feel right at home.

[Gothmog]

4. K&R

[Fritz Walter]

5. No way!

No way is he that slender to fit into a space suit.

Now, this would be something more likely to fit his physique, but it probably wouldn't work on the moon surface. Still, we could give it a try...

[The Mouth]

6. I suggest a particular parking lot in Germany

[rzemanfl]

8. ?

[The Mouth]

10. The Hitler Bunker now has a parking lot overhead

The German police have been known to arrest and deport fuckwit visitors throwing a Nazi Salute as a 'joke'

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/fuhrerbunker-parking-lot

[rzemanfl]

12. Thank you. I feel dumb not knowing that. n/t

[The Mouth]

14. I was reading a week or so ago that

a high school student group was walking past it, one kid threw a Nazi salute.

He was immediately grabbed by the cops and put on a plane the next day.

[doc03]

7. I was thinking a Porta John nt

[BootinUp]

9. ONE OF THESE DAYS

POW!

[DesertRat]

11. k&r

[DesertRat]

13. If that doesn't work, how about

[Locrian]

16. I guess the jokes on us..

that whole "space force" doesn't sound so stupid now does it?!

[MasonDreams]

17. Is nothing sacred? Images of one of humanities most jaw dropping accomplishment shouldn't be stained

By Agolf Shitler

[aggiesal]

18. Can we leave them there? ...

You know since they won't be able to vote by mail, this might be a win/win situation.

[LiberalFighter]

20. I was going to suggest telling them that all expenses will be paid for convention goers

if they hold it on Mars.