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Are you bored and disinterested in things that used to seem important like the President using his levers of power to ensure reelection? Ask your doctor about Notnormalzol®. Notnormalzol® is a prescription strength slap to the face that will leave you renewed and reminded that crimes are illegal. Notnormalzol® has also been found effective against thinking that treason is no biggie, also known as Bill Barr syndrome. Here's how it works: Notnormalzol® contains fast acting Slapicin®, which penetrates the outrage fatigue cortex to stimulate your dormant whatthehellabellum. Side effects of Notnormalzol® may include bruising and not shutting up about the Postmaster General saying he's optimizing the Postal Service. ("Is that what stealing mailboxes and stacking them like cordwood means? HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK i AM?!! What's happened to my country!! I can't take this any more!! [slap] Ow."
Ask your doctor if Notnormalzol® is right for you. And ask him who he voted for. Warning: Notnormalzol® should always be taken with alcohol.
I can't help it. I have a friend whose world is silent, and I can't bear having him miss the is humor - his sense of humor is more than intact.
I need that to counteract that horrific Bill Barr syndrome!
I may have to go to the ER for an emergency script. I have the alcohol, but may need more.
I'd laugh, but it's not funny. 
