Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 2/10/21

[Rhiannon12866]

New Video Of Capitol Riot Reveals Shocking Violence And Emotional Pleas For Help

The videos presented by House managers on day two of the impeachment trial came with trigger warnings for those watching at home, due to the extreme violence on display inside the deadly attack on the U.S. Capitol.




Even The Cat Lawyer Would Be A Better Impeachment Advocate Than Bruce Castor

Republicans were harshly critical of the disorganized opening arguments by the former president's impeachment lawyers, making it clear that he could use better representation.




You Do Not Want Bruce Castor Defending You In Court

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... what was I talking about again?

[Fritz Walter]

1. The "filtered" Zoom video in the 2nd clip

I MUST HAVE THAT!!!

Thought I knew my way around Zoom -- I have at least one Zoom meeting a week. As it is now, I use a tropical-beach video as my "background," and get a lot of nice comments from others on the call.

Changing to a "cat" filter -- especially if it lip-syncs my comments -- would be perfect. At least until the meeting host switches it off,...
But these meetings are recorded.

[nuxvomica]

2. "I chased a squirrel into the building; that is why I'm here today."

I can picture Castor saying that.

[Hekate]

3. KnR